A fellow will try to do anything to make his 'didi' ( cock ) longer as it is common knowledge that a lady alway prefer a big & long 'didi' to a short 'didi'! So I am not surprise to read the following new:-
JOHOR BARU: A welder who tried to elongate his penis with a nut found himself in a pickle when the nut got stuck after he had an erection.
The victim, from Taman Sri Skudai, had apparently been trying to increase the length of his penis ahead of his engagement next week when disaster struck.
It is learnt that the incident occurred on Thursday and the 20-something-year-old victim went to the Sultanah Aminah Hospital here to seek treatment when he was unable to get the nut off himself.
Unfortunately, hospital authorities were at a loss and had to call the Fire and Rescue Department for assistance.
A department spokesman confirmed that they received a call from the hospital yesterday, and sent seven firemen to help out.
They, too, were unable to remove the nut.
At press time, the nut was still firmly attached to the base of the man’s genitals.
This is the second case in the past week involving objects stuck on penises. On Aug 25, firemen were summoned to the University Malaya Medical Centre in Kuala Lumpur to cut a steel ring from a patient’s penis after numerous attempts by doctors failed to dislodge it. It is believed the patient, in his 20s, had slipped the ring onto his penis to increase his sexual prowess.
Well, I have not try the above method as so far no complain from gf about my 'didi' but I do know regular 'sucking' on ur 'didi' did somehow make it longer ( well that is what gf told me )! And to my readers please don't go & poke in ur 'didi' into a valcum cleaner & on it to full power! I will not be responsible if u end up with a 2' 'didi'!!!!
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I heard sports are good training for the didi, not sure how true is that XD
That 2 dude is other too damn stupid XD or having 'ahem' problem plus maybe a simple visit to doc will cure their 'ahem' problem !
Hi Blue! Sports good for 'didi'??? Well maybe it can make the heart pump faster so u get a longer lasting 'didi'. But base on my personal sexperiance the only good 'sport' for 'didi' is to have regular 'pokeing' session! 'Use it or lose it'!!!
Hi Spectre! Aiyah what do u expect??What will u do if a nuts or ring stuck to ur 'didi'??? Hospital is the place to go!
This men are trying to be perfectionist. hahaha... I heard about ppl sewing ball bearing to their foreskin. But the bearing is not stainless steel and eventually becomes rusty and the man ends up with serious infection. I wonder he can erect anymore. hahaha...
Hi Choonie! He! He! The steel ball is suppose to make the 'didi' head bigger ( See lady always want big thing even 'didi' must have big head )but to save cost iron ball is used!
Well with swollen head of cause cannot 'stand' lah!
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