R U A HRD Manager?

In any organization or businesses there is a depart known as Human Resource Department HRD for short. It is in charge of the human resource which meant this depart is a very important department. Hiring & dismissal of employees, pay roll, promotion & employee performance is under it charge. Of all this, performance of employee is most important.

For enhancement of employee work performance, employee has to be sent for training like those courses available in www.ptp.co.uk under U-Choose courses. U-Choose with 150 courses is most suitable for small to big companies as it is flexible needing just two employees for the course to be started. Moreover it is available in 50 locations in the UK. Communication skills for employee & Finance for Non-Finance Managers as companies with rude employee will be broke in no times, same if it employed a bad finance manager. Well this is what u have to considered if u r a HRD Manager.

Well I am not employed as HRD Manager, just an ordinary employee. It will be very nice if my company do sent me to attend some courses in the UK.

Buying Car! What Do U Do?

Owing a car is everyone dream & aim in life. With a car u get ur freedom to go places. Owing a car need lots of planning and decision on which type of car & maybe even truck is suitable for u. U simply cannot trust all the car salesman. All of them will say their car is the best & most suitable for u & ur need. Well u can alway have a look in DriverSide Spotlight, read up the review & make up ur mind on the type of car u intended to buy.

After buying the car I am sure u r very happy, but a car is not like furniture, u need to look after it so that it is in top form. Most people regard car as their second wife, need constant attention & maintenance. For more information on car maintenance u can have a look in DriverSide. Not only on maintenance, for enhancement for ur car like fitting a better sound system, bigger wheel & so on u can look it up in DriverSide. After a few years it is time to have an up-grade. How about buying a bigger car or a better car? But how much is ur old car worth & where to sell it off? U can find it all in DriverSide a very nice site online for all ur driving need.

But unfortunately it is only available in the US. Over here we still have to base on salesmen recommendation & pray that we don't get conned by them or at least get value for money out of our old car & new car.

Nuts!!!To Make 'Didi' Longer!

A fellow will try to do anything to make his 'didi' ( cock ) longer as it is common knowledge that a lady alway prefer a big & long 'didi' to a short 'didi'! So I am not surprise to read the following new:-

JOHOR BARU: A welder who tried to elongate his penis with a nut found himself in a pickle when the nut got stuck after he had an erection.

The victim, from Taman Sri Skudai, had apparently been trying to increase the length of his penis ahead of his engagement next week when disaster struck.

It is learnt that the incident occurred on Thursday and the 20-something-year-old victim went to the Sultanah Aminah Hospital here to seek treatment when he was unable to get the nut off himself.

Unfortunately, hospital authorities were at a loss and had to call the Fire and Rescue Department for assistance.

A department spokesman confirmed that they received a call from the hospital yesterday, and sent seven firemen to help out.

They, too, were unable to remove the nut.

At press time, the nut was still firmly attached to the base of the man’s genitals.

This is the second case in the past week involving objects stuck on penises. On Aug 25, firemen were summoned to the University Malaya Medical Centre in Kuala Lumpur to cut a steel ring from a patient’s penis after numerous attempts by doctors failed to dislodge it. It is believed the patient, in his 20s, had slipped the ring onto his penis to increase his sexual prowess.

Well, I have not try the above method as so far no complain from gf about my 'didi' but I do know regular 'sucking' on ur 'didi' did somehow make it longer ( well that is what gf told me )! And to my readers please don't go & poke in ur 'didi' into a valcum cleaner & on it to full power! I will not be responsible if u end up with a 2' 'didi'!!!!

Horny Fellow Like Me Can Consider Or Not???

On my previous post I blog about my mail box which got chewed by by my neighbor’s dog & so this post I will blog about mail of a different type. Apparently in this internet age mail is a very very important marketing tool. It is one of the most important ways to do marketing.

Well to market your product u need a mailing leads or marketing list which list all the mailing address of your potential client. This is most apparent if u r in the banking or mortgage industry, u will need a mortgage mailing list this will list out the entire potential mortgage clients.

Now, I am a simple fellow, not rich, rather poor in fact but I got lots of idea, marketing ideas & most willing to try out anything so long as I can earn some money, so will I be able to get myself listed in the marketing list ??? Horny fellow for sale? Got market for me or not??? So what do u think my dear readers?

Ang Moh Penny Wise Pound Foolish!

It is now near month-end & where the pokes are my mail! I have not received a single mail! I have got so many bills to pay……..so no mails no need to pay arrr??? Come to think of it where is my mail box??? Hemmmm! Maybe my mail box got chewed by my neighbor’s dog against! Actually my ‘mail box’ is nothing more then a plastic can hanging on my gate! How I wish I had bought a stainless steel mailbox like maybe a blomus stainless steel mailboxes, then for sure the mail will not be missing. He! He! I will like to see my neighbor’s dog chewing on that!

See being a ‘cheapskate’ sometime I end up paying more! Any missing bills will result in late payment & with late payment I end up paying more! I should have invested in a stainless steel mailbox instead of using a plastic can! Hemmm now I understand why some people really buy good quality stuff. I remember seeing my oversea friend having a good quality fireplace equipped with stainless steel fireplace accessories like blomus stainless steel fireplace accessories. Well I suppose it pay to invested in a good fireplace. Better be safe then having the whole house on fired!

Dam! Now where is my ‘mail box’??? Don’t tell me that the dam dog chew up all my mail as well!

Not ‘Aunty’ No Cum! But Still Nausea?

For a lady it is that time of the month against when your ‘aunty’ will cum to pay u a visit, normally at the beginning, middle or at month-end. He! He! How do I know? Well this is the time when a few of my ladies college will suddenly go ‘sick-leave’!

Usual complain is feeling very ‘nausea’ so how to work! Well how about having some anti nausea products or maybe wear an anti nausea bracelets. Yes there is such anti nausea products in the market. But if it is not due to your monthly period but u still feel very nausea then u have better check it up with your doctor. U could be having a cancer somewhere on you body. Anyway to be on the safe side u could take some preventive cancer products. This is why I always ask gf to be very careful when having her period! Strictly no ‘pokeing activities’.

As for me if I do feel nausea I do ask my doctor to check me up thoroughly as I am very afraid to died, still got so many years of pokeing to do. Sadly I just cannot use ‘nausea’ as excuse to have a ‘sick leave’!!! How I wish I can have ‘sick leave’ at the beginning & at month-end! He! He! To my readers do u use 'nausea' as 'sick leave'???

OMG Volcano!!!

To any ladies next to the word ‘fat’ which is most death the next word will be ‘volcano’!!! By ‘volcano’ we usually meant Acne on the face! No matter how pretty a lady is if her face is full of ‘volcano’ or Acne then for sure it is a big turn off for the guy.

But not problem nowadays she can get to apply Acne Complex lotion available in Murad Acne to solve the ‘volcano’ problem. Now that is not only the problem for lady it is the same for the guy as well! Nowadays ladies also target guy with smooth face!

Well as for me I am already a ‘overgrowth baby’ but I still got a few ‘volcano’ on my face ( He! He! This meant I am still very young! ) but I do have all lots of hidden ‘volcano’ on other part of my body! Hemmmm! Can apply this Acne Complex lotion there or not???

Pokeing On It Sure Very Nice!

Yes! Yes! Yes! Very very very nice! Of cause very nice lah! But then u spend so much, so of cause very nice! And I am very very sure it is very nice for u to do pokeing on it too!!!

Sorry! I am barbering about my friend’s house! My friend has just invited me to visit his new house & what a big & modern house he got! Modern furniture with a variety of styles! He shows me his living rooms, yes two living rooms; one small one upstairs & he even show me his bedrooms & looking at the big & modern bed I am sure doing pokeing on it is very very enjoying! Hemmmm! He then show me his study room & goodness know how many rooms he got! Well I do notices that he likes wooden tables & closets.

All this showing off is making me feel very very poor indeed & I made a very very very big mistake of bring my gf along! Oh! Yes! All this while she keep quite while my friend show me around his house but once we reach home……….I got a few ears full! The nagging for new furniture started against!

Wah! U R So Rich Arrrr!!!!

Last nigh my friend invited me out for a late supper in a local restaurant together with a few others all in all 5 of us. It had being a long time since we have a supper together. Now when guys get together for supper we talk about businesses, mostly serious stuff but soon after a few drinks we talk on our favorite topic which is ‘cock story’ & about our ‘pokeing’ session ( seriously that is the all time favorite 'topic' of guys )!

Well the food is so so only but the drink is not too bad. As they say good time pass all too quickly & soon it come to bill paying time! He! He! To my dear readers……..what does u do at bill paying time? Suddenly go to the loo? Pretend not know? Just sit there & talk cock? Pretend to dig for ur wallet which seems to get stuck in ur pocket? Or u act like a big boss & flash ur credit cards?

Well, I am a poor guy so last night I just sit & talk cock! Anyway I don’t even have a pre-paid debit cards. Beside it is my friend who invited me out for supper, so I think it is only proper that he foot the bill! Wah! This fellow dam rich he pays using his business credit cards! Hemmm!!! I wander if he is that rich as after all he could be using a low interest credit card. I didn’t really notice what sort of credit cards he uses.

So to my dear readers, if ur friend invited u out for supper, u pay ot he pay?

Don’t Do ‘Pokeing’ In A Wooden House!!!

Sometime last year I & gf spend a few nights in a wooden chalet with my friend & his gf for a vacation somewhere in the countryside. Well we do have a good time together talking ‘cock’ story, having a few drinks & of cause enjoy being with mother nature.

It will be a perfect vacation if my friend has not remark how ‘active’ I have being at night. In fact he did say it is remarkable that I have not shack down the whole wooden chalet! Dam! I should have known better! Do NOT do any pokeing in a wooden house unless u do pokeing ‘gently’ which is near impossible for a strong guy like me. Of cause with mine pokeing action the wooden did shack according to my friend! I don’t know as I could be half drunk!

He! He! How wonderful it will be if I can find a house make of steel! Well! Well! Well! What does u know? There is really such a steel house available! U can DIY to build this steel house also. Living in a steel house I can do pokeing safely without fear of the house collapsing! Well concrete house is ‘pokeing safe’ but having a steel house will be exclusive! Hemmmm! I wander if such house is available here?

When U R Very Rich……………

What is feared most by rich people? Losing their money? Losing their family? Losing their friend? Well the answer is a big No! Their biggest fear is losing their life! Although losing their abilities to Poke is a close second! What is the use if u r the richest men in the world, but u r going to die tomorrow? What is the use of all the money if u cannot even poke & satisfied a lady need? Well in this case at least u has Viagra to pump up ur ‘didi’.

Now I do have a very rich friend who is in his sixties & this fellow is real paranoid about his health. I have always advice him to stay healthy always do lots of pokeing sexercises like me ( See I am as strong as a wild buffalo! )! But he says pokeing alone is not enough! He is now having magnetic therapy to keep him healthy! What the poke is a magnet therapy? This is new to me! Actually it is magnetic field therapy using magnetic therapy products. Apparently u will feel healthy & rejuvenated after using it. Well my rich friend did look healthy & happy. Hemmmm! I wander if using such product will increase the pokeing ‘performance’ or not?

Well! I am not a rich fellow but I do have a few faulty big speakers lying around. I wander if I can use the big & powerful speaker magnet & put it on my ‘down there’???? Will my pokeing ‘performance’ improved? But first I must figure out how to use such big & powerful & very heavy speaker magnet! To hang by my balls ( ball not strong enough ) or tied it to my ‘didi’ ( 'Didi' length will be too long, will scare off all ladies ) ???? Both cannot be use! Any suggestions my dear readers, apart from jointing my friend in having a magnetic field therapy also?

When Horny Is Not Pokeing He Is………..

To my regular readers u should know by now I am a regular ‘poker’ pokeing my gf on regular basic as a form of sexercise & to show how much I love my gf. But I cannot really do pokeing 24/7 as gf is busy, not around, not in the pokeing mood, gf’s ‘aunty’ cum & gf’s relative cum & stay for the whole month!!!!

In the meant time what shall I do? Well very easy for me! When I am not pokeing I spend nearly all my free time in front of my TV! Watching local TV program??? No way! The local TV programs suck big time. No I spend it watching DVD on my TV. Oh yeah I got lots of DVDs collection. Now almost all my DVDs is of the good quality type which meant to say it is of the good picture quality type. I have always preferred to buy original DVD as I can be assured of good picture quality. He! He! If I can see ‘hair’ clearly in the DVD movie then that DVD I considered as having good quality.

Well that is how I spend my non-pokeing time. I am very sure most of my readers also spend their free time watching DVD.

If Only I Live In ‘Ang Moh’ Land…….

What do u do every night? Sleep of cause! Well I am like every Tom, Dick & Harry plus Mary, I also sleep but after I do my nightly sexercise. But lately I have added one more night time ‘activities’! I have to pretend to do some ‘night hunting’ with my ‘water gun’! No! No! Not that ‘water gun/cannon’ attached to my body! I meant my high pressure toy water gun! U sees there are lots of stray cats in my neighborhood & it is the mating season now! Every night all this cats yell & howl & chase each other all over my gardens making so much noise so how can I do sexercise & sleep in peace?

Dam! How nice if I live in the US of A! First thing I do will be to buy lots of gun! Big & small & maybe all sort of pistols too! I fancy myself having a 007 guns ( Well at the moment I do have a 007, but it is a condom! ).

Hemmmmmmmm! I wander where does ‘Ang Moh’ keep all theirs guns? Do they leaved lying around or do they keep it like how we keep our broomstick? Well! Well! Well! What do u know?!!! They got Gun Rack, Pistol Rack & also Rifle Rack to keep gun, pistol & rifle! Now this is new information to me! Poke into the site & have a look! A very nice site on how u keep ur gun! One look at the site & u can quickly find what u want! He! He! Very neat & tidy the way they keep their guns collection. I suppose buying Gun Rack, Pistol Rack & Rifle Rack is as necessary to the ‘Ang Moh’ as it is like buying a sofa.

Dam! Where is my water gun?!!! I need to shoot some dam cats!

Watching Too Much ‘Ahem Ahem Movie’!!!

To all my dear readers, how many of u have NOT watch any ‘ahem ahem movie’??? All my readers nodding his/her head??? Good! So I am sure u must have know the effect of watching ‘ahem ahem movie’! Oh! Come on! Don’t tell me u watch ‘ahem ahem movie’ & u don’t feel anything at all! Unless u watch ‘ahem ahem movie’ in animal planet! As for me I am a 101% normal guy so for sure I enjoy & got very ‘stimulated’ watching ‘ahem ahem movie’!!!So when my friend ask me about watching ‘ahem ahem movie’ reaction I am not very surprise. But his reaction is very ‘special’!!!

Horny Friend: Horny u watch ‘ahem ahem movie’ or not??

Horny Ang Moh: What the Poke r u talking about? Of cause I watch ‘ahem ahem movie’! I got to learn lots of new technique!

HF: Got reaction or not???

HAM: Got! Sure got wan! Big reaction down there!!!

HF: I too got reaction down there but I also got reaction up here??? Is it OK???!!!

HAM: Up here??? Up where??? Ur HEAD!!!

HF: I meant my chest. I got pain in my chest when I look at ‘ahem ahem movie’!!!

HAM: Holy Buffalo! I hope it is not ur mitral valve!

HF: What the POKE is my ‘mitral valve’???

HAM: Ur mitral valve is just like ur car intake valve, in this case flesh oxygen rich blood into ur heart & then pump out to other part of ur body………..ur ‘didi’ for example! Oh! Is ur ‘didi’ very ‘hard’ arrrr???

HF: Oh MY Holy Cow! U meant I got heart attack??? Am I going to die??? I am too young to die!!!

HAM: Calm down lah! U can go for a mitral valve surgery & have a mitral valve repair. Worse case is, just have a mitral valve replacement! Now look on the bright side! It is just like having your car engine overhauled! So I am very sure after u has a mitral valve surgery, ur ‘pokeing performance’ will improved!

HF: Geeeeeeeeee!!! R u sure? OK I will have my heart checked!

HAM: Yes! Do it quickly! Now while u has ur heart checked………& if the doctor is a lady, have yours ‘didi’ checked as well……………Just in case it is ‘leaking’ down ‘there’!!!!

Well to all my dear readers, do u feel pain in ur chest too, while watching ‘ahem ahem movie’??? It could be ur heart having problem. But of cause there are other ways to detect heart problem, the above is just my ‘way’.

Horny Gone Cookoo!

When gf nag like no tomorrow & weather nowadays is freaky ( one moment hot the next moment raining frogs & fishes ), it will no be a big surprise that I have gone a bit cookoo. When I am in this cookoo stage I have all sort of weird thinking in my ‘horny’ head. Now gf has being nagging so much that I do wish I can escape from all this nagging!

Hemm!!!! How about having a vacation in the Caribbean. I can take up a Cabo San Lucas vacation rental, Cabo San lucas accommodations or have a Cabo San Lucas villas for my vacation. Pokeing into all this vacation site is most stimulating for me. No wander after gf have poked into all this vacation site she end up bugging me to go for vacation.

Ok! Ok! Now I feel much better not so ‘cookoo’ now. Problem is I have to do more saving now. So which should I spend first? Buy furniture or go for a vacation?

Gf Now Nagging Like No Tomorrow!

How may of my readers have gf??? Are uy gf all ‘good girl’??? All very good arrr??? Then u r very very lucky! But r u sure ur gf is a ‘good girl’??? Me? I am just a normal guy with a normal gf which meant to say she is a nagger! Due to what I did recently she is now nagging me like no tomorrow!!! He! He! I post up what I did on my other site including pictures ( My other site address is in my ‘Wellcum’ message on top of my post. Feel free to poke in but ‘nice boy/girl are not advice to! It is rated XXXXX!!! )!

My gf have being nagging me to buy some furniture for my humble home! I cannot use my usual excuse ‘Money not enough’ so now I use ‘Ok! Ok! Once I got enough money I buy!’ so in the meant time u help me to choose which type u want! Modern Furniture, Contemporary Furniture, Italian Furniture or Designer Furniture! Four types of furniture for her to choose. Well, now she got something to look forward to. Dam! I can’t really understand a lady! Appearances & impression is most important to a lady! He! He! A lady has no quake at all spend 1K on a hairdo! For us guy spending 10 buck on a haircut is just about the limit!

I really have no much choice as when gf nag, I have a misery life. I can’t really enjoy my usual past time, which is watching TV & pokeing. Worse still sometime she doesn’t allow me to poke her, or the pokeing is ‘no so good’!!! ‘Why does u still want to poke me? Go & poke ur TV!!!!’ Dam! Read my post on my other site & u knows what I meant!

How About Ham Dot Com?

On my previous post I blog about web hosting especially looking around for a cheap web hosting. I discovered that there is even a Webmaster Reviews on this! Hemmm, I wander what sort of review my site will get?

But first I must choose a name for my site. Horny dot com is already being taken, so how about Ham dot com? This one is available I think……………but I still prefer horny dot com as it suit my blogging nickname. Ham dot com some sort of sound like a nick for ‘hamburger’!!! Ang moh dot com also being taken up. Dam! It seems that I am not the one & only ‘Horny Ang Moh’!

I have not idea choosing a site name can be so daunting. Well, to all my dear reader, any suggestion? A site name to suit a ‘horny’ blogger? Any comments are most appreciated!

Horny Dot Com Sound Nice!!!

To all my dear readers, why r u reading my post? It is because I always post up something interesting or it is because u r curious because of my site name ‘Comical Hor ny Though Of Comical ‘Horny Ang Moh’? And how many of my readers know & remember my site address??? Www dot horny-ang-moh dot blogspot dot com……..Wah! Such a mouth full! It is ok if my readers don’t know my site address.

Horny Dot Com sound so much nicer & simple! I am sure it is much easier to remember. So to have such a unique site address I have to seek the help of a Web Hosting & I have to look up in the Domain Names to see if I can have ‘Horny Dot Com’!!! He! He! Poor fellow like me will of cause look out for cheap web hosts. Since I am rather blur on all this internet mambo jumbo I have to do some reading in first in web hosting.

But unfortunately ‘Horny Dot Com’ is no longer available. Hemmmmmmmm it seem like I have to use my present site address. Hopefully I can think up some nicer or easier name for my site!

Look Ma! No oil!!!

Well not exactly ‘No Oil’ but very very efficient in oil usage so of cause very very economy to use! I am talking about fuel! As most of us are being affected one way or another by rising fuel price ( Thank goodness it has come down a bit! ) & the biggest effect is when we go to the pump! Suddenly we discovered the meaning of ‘Money No Enough’! So we are now all very interested in ‘hybrid cars’.

Well if u owns a Toyota Prius then u should be smiling as it is a very economy car to run! Well to make it even more economy u can install it with all the Prius Accessories. For example u can install in the ‘Prius-Electric Only Mode Option’!!! Now u can say ‘Look Ma! No Oil!

Problem is how many of my reader own a Toyoda Prius??? Me? I just own a Nissan Sentra & I took like to save fuel while using my ride. And to do that I can install better ‘grounding system’ ( Actually a very simple principal, with better grounding your car spark plug will give off better & brighter spark so u will have a more efficient engine. ) & also a better ‘voltage system’ ( This system will ensure that ur spark plug will get higher & stable voltage so that it can produce a stronger & brighter spark. End result is a more efficient engine. ).

Well the above is certainly worth considering in try to save some fuel. Oh, we must also not forget where we lived. That is ‘Mother Earth’ so we must have a ‘Green Cleaners’ when we keep our ride clean. So to my dear readers, any other ideas on how to save on fuel???

Don’t Censor Lah!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am the sort of guy who like things in its original form,( Well at least when I bought it, after that it is for me to ‘improved’ it! ) in almost all the things that I use & buy. When it comes to watching movie I am the same. I prefer to watch ‘original’ movie, the whole movie in original language just as the movie’s director intended it to be.

It is most frustration to me when the movie is censored! If the censored part is about ‘ahem ahem’ then I don’t really mind but simple kissing also censored!!!??? That is too much! Not only that even violent action part also censored! One moment I saw the actor talking & the next moment he is dead with the head missing! This is the sort of censored movie I saw everyday on my TV.

Any other alternative? Direct TV can consider or not? It is actually a Direct Sat TV in which u can watch movie of your choice. What actually make me interested in directtv is that I can get to choose the movie that I want & most importantly it is in the ‘original’ format! No censorship! The other factors which make me considered directv it that it is broadcasted in HD format. These suit me nicely as I have got a HD TV.

I am sure my reader will say it is similar to the local pay TV channel, but that local pay TV channel got censorship & it is full of ads. This Direct TV doesn’t have such censorship & ads. Now I wander if it is available here.

Vroom! Vroooommmm!!!

The engine sounds of a soup up sedan or in fact any cars. The sound only a ‘petrol head’ will love & adore ( The main complain of noise pollution in the neighborhood! )! Well I have just got such a friend! He is a real ‘petrol head’, never miss any Rally series, Formula 1 & of cause Nascar series.

Well this fellow birthday is coming up real soon & I have to think up some special birthday gift for him. Hemmmm! Since he is nut about Nascar well buying him a ‘Nascar Gifts’ will be very appropriated. Now among the Nascar Merchandise can consider will be Nascar Apparel. I will properly choose Dale Earnhardt apparel since Dale Earnhardt is a very famous Nascar driver. I am very sure he will be very please with me giving him a ‘Dale Earnhardt Gifts’ on his birthday.

I don’t really mind giving him such special Dale Earnhardt Merchandise afterall how many of u have a ‘petrol head’ as your friend. Beside I have spent many hours enjoying his soup up ride.

Try Your Poke Luck!

When economic situation is bad, any option will be & can be considered. Economic is bad because value of money has drop or cost of living has gone up. In short money not enough! So any methods or way to have extra monies is most welcome. If u r a hardworking fellow, u can try to have extra jobs. But the problem is job vacancies are limited & in most cases not suitable.

Well I poke around in the internet & I found PokerStars Rakeback ! It is a poker room review. Yes I end up in online poker room. But to play u need to register for a PokerStars Marketing Code & if u want to have bonus point u need PokerStars Bonus Code. Seem simple enough.

I might give it a try but I need some guidance & advice for my poker friends first on this online poker games & most importantly can make some money or not? The last time I play poker with a group of ‘friends’, I end up with just my underwear!