What is feared most by rich people? Losing their money? Losing their family? Losing their friend? Well the answer is a big No! Their biggest fear is losing their life! Although losing their abilities to Poke is a close second! What is the use if u r the richest men in the world, but u r going to die tomorrow? What is the use of all the money if u cannot even poke & satisfied a lady need? Well in this case at least u has Viagra to pump up ur ‘didi’.
Now I do have a very rich friend who is in his sixties & this fellow is real paranoid about his health. I have always advice him to stay healthy always do lots of pokeing sexercises like me ( See I am as strong as a wild buffalo! )! But he says pokeing alone is not enough! He is now having magnetic therapy to keep him healthy! What the poke is a magnet therapy? This is new to me! Actually it is magnetic field therapy using magnetic therapy products. Apparently u will feel healthy & rejuvenated after using it. Well my rich friend did look healthy & happy. Hemmmm! I wander if using such product will increase the pokeing ‘performance’ or not?
Well! I am not a rich fellow but I do have a few faulty big speakers lying around. I wander if I can use the big & powerful speaker magnet & put it on my ‘down there’???? Will my pokeing ‘performance’ improved? But first I must figure out how to use such big & powerful & very heavy speaker magnet! To hang by my balls ( ball not strong enough ) or tied it to my ‘didi’ ( 'Didi' length will be too long, will scare off all ladies ) ???? Both cannot be use! Any suggestions my dear readers, apart from jointing my friend in having a magnetic field therapy also?
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