Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son: "I will choose my own bride!"
Father: "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter."
Son: "Well, in that case...ok"
Next Father approaches Bill Gates.
Father: "I have a husband for your daughter."
Bill Gates: "But my daughter is too young to marry!"
Father: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."
Bill Gates: "Ah, in that case...ok"
Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Father: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."
President: "But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!"
Father: "But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law."
President: "Ah, in that case...ok"
This is how business is done!!
Moral: Even If you have nothing, You can get Anything. But your attitude should be positive
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Wednesday, July 28, 2010
Wednesday, June 2, 2010
Asking For A Rise In Salary..........
Sometime this year I decided to sends the following letter to my boss asking for an increase in mine salary !!!
Dear Bo$$
In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company.
I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.
Your$ $incerely,
Horny Ang Moh
The next day, the I received this letter of reply:
Dear Horny,
I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet .
NOw the newspaper are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad.
I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean.
Yours truly,
Manager
So how................to all my dear readers, what is your suggestion? Should I continue to work my ass off while the cunt-pany pay me peanut of a salary or should resign & look for better paying jobs?
Dear Bo$$
In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company.
I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.
Your$ $incerely,
Horny Ang Moh
The next day, the I received this letter of reply:
Dear Horny,
I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet .
NOw the newspaper are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad.
I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean.
Yours truly,
Manager
So how................to all my dear readers, what is your suggestion? Should I continue to work my ass off while the cunt-pany pay me peanut of a salary or should resign & look for better paying jobs?
Thursday, January 14, 2010
Lesson In Our Life..........
A meaningful article to share…:)
Written By Regina Brett, 90 years old, journalist at The Plain Dealer, Cleveland , Ohio
“To celebrate growing older, I once wrote the 45 lessons life taught me.. It is the most-requested column I’ve ever written.”
My odometer rolled over to 90 in August, so here is the column once more:
( All comment in bracket r my own personal opinion, as apply to a very 'horny' blogger )
1. Life isn’t fair, but it’s still good. ( Compare to someone lesser then u. )
2. When in doubt, just take the next small step. ( Just a small course of action will do, like running away. )
3. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone. ( For me I will rather spread my time poking! )
4. Your job won’t take care of you when you are sick. Your friends and parents will. Stay in touch. ( So very true! Surely ur Boss will not spend his time nursing u! )
5. Pay off your credit cards every month. ( Easier to say but dam hard to practice! )
6. You don’t have to win every argument. Agree to disagree. ( Just let ur gf win & u r almost there! )
7. Cry with someone. It’s more healing than crying alone. ( Not applicable for guy! So sissy! )
8. It’s OK to get angry with God. He can take it. ( That is why I always blame GOD! Even our gov. blamed GOD! )
9. Save for retirement starting with your first paycheck. ( Easier to say then done. )
10. When it comes to chocolate, resistance is futile. ( No problem for me. I don't really like chocolate! )
11. Make peace with your past so it won’t screw up the present. ( I do try to forget my past, like try to be more 'horny'! He! He! )
12. It’s OK to let your children see you cry. ( No applicable for a daddy! U don't want ur kid to think they have a sissy dad! )
13. Don’t compare your life to others. You have no idea what their journey is all about. ( Without comparison how can we improve our self? )
14. If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn’t be in it. ( Ah! Forbidden fruits always taste sweeter! )
15. Everything can change in the blink of an eye. But don’t worry; God never blinks. ( & so I blamed GOD! )
16. Take a deep breath. It calms the mind. ( Yes! So true! Accept I take a deep puff! )
17. Get rid of anything that isn’t useful, beautiful or joyful. ( So u tell me how to get rid of MYSELF???!!! )
18. Whatever doesn’t kill you really does make you stronger. ( I like this best! So I suppose smoking make me stronger! He! He! )
19. It’s never too late to have a happy childhood.. But the second one is up to you and no one else. ( Yes! I am doing that now! My friend call me 'overgrown baby'...........)
20. When it comes to going after what you love in life, don’t take no for an answer. ( This is why I never say NO to Making Love!!!! )
21. Burn the candles, use the nice sheets, wear the fancy lingerie. Don’t save it for a special occasion. Today is special. ( For a guy like me I can always NOT wear my undies! )
22. Over prepare, then go with the flow. ( Ah! Having a quicky is also enjoyable. )
23. Be eccentric now. Don’t wait for old age to wear purple. ( So sometime I wear pink undies. )
24. The most important sex organ is the brain. ( So tell me, without a 'didi' how do u make love? Without a poosie, how do I make love to a lady? )
25. No one is in charge of your happiness but you. ( This I agree 100% )
26. Frame every so-called disaster with these words ‘In five years, will this matter?’ ( Depend.....If I cut off my 'didi' by accident, of cause if matter! )
27. Always choose life. ( Sure! )
28. Forgive everyone everything. ( I always forgive everyone & anyone as I am a forgetful fellow! )
29. What other people think of you is none of your business. ( But sometime it pay to know what other think of u. )
30. Time heals almost everything. Give time time. ( Yes! Almost everything. )
31. However good or bad a situation is, it will change. ( Yes! It can't be raining all the time. )
32. Don’t take yourself so seriously. No one else does. ( Yes! That is why on my other site I am a very 'Horny Ang Moh' )
33. Believe in miracles. ( So far none have happen to me yet! Like why have I not win any 4d lottery? )
34. God loves you because of who God is, not because of anything you did or didn’t do. ( Yes! I believed he did love me, otherwise why did he create such a 'horny' fellow like me? )
35. Don’t audit life. Show up and make the most of it now. ( Not much of my life to audit anyway, apart for me having to successfully make love to gf everyday. )
36. Growing old beats the alternative — dying young. ( So very true. )
37. Your children get only one childhood. ( This is why I try to love children. )
38. All that truly matters in the end is that you loved. ( Yes! I believed my gf love me! Oh yes! My readers too love me otherwise why r they still reading all this crap! Ha! Ha! )
39. Get outside every day. Miracles are waiting everywhere. ( Rubbish! Where got miracles! I can see my Boss whenever I look out of my office cubic! )
40. If we all threw our problems in a pile and saw everyone else’s, we’d grab ours back. ( Problem is nobody will tell nobody their problem. So my problem will always be the biggest pile out there. )
41. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need. ( Rubbish! Money no enough! )
42. The best is yet to come. ( Problem is I have being waiting for so long until now, my cow still haven't cum home! )
43. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up. ( Yes! Mine is always up watching gf get dress or undress. )
44. Yield. ( Yes! Yield to all gf nagging & u will do just fine in life. )
45. Life isn’t tied with a bow, but it’s still a gift. ( That is why I try to live my life to the fullest. )
So to all my dear readers, r u happy with ur life now?
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