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Monday, April 14, 2008

May I Have A Few More Wives?

It is that ‘time’ of the years against! The time, where I have to fill in my income tax form. I hate filling in my income tax & calculate how much I should pay for my income tax! Not I didn’t really fill my income tax form………..He! He! This is done by gf as she is very good in Malay.

How I wish I can escape paying taxes but the company I worked in declare all my income so how to escape??? I have no choice but to filled up the dam income tax form. How I wish I work in a ‘Ochipala’ ( Shoddy ) company which don’t declare their employees income. Then I don’t have to fill up the dam form!

Every year without fail the income tax ‘love’ letter will arrive on my doorstep in mid January & my EA form will be ready by March! And I will be dragging my feet & whatsoever delaying myself to fill up the dam form! Yes, I know I can do it online also & the online vision will even do the ‘calculation’ for u………..but I like the ‘traditional’ method ( Actually with the ‘traditional’ method I can delaying filling up the form! I can always inform the IRD that I didn’t received the form so ask for replacement! This delays my submission! )!

Every year without fail I find that I have to pay my income tax! Some how my income tax deducts from my income is never enough! So in order for me not to pay my income taxes I have to do the following:-

  1. Buy computers every three years. But I am a poor fellow so cannot do this!
  2. Have at least half a dozens kids! This method also no can do! It is more expensive to bring up kids then to pay the income taxes!
  3. Have a few more wives! Now this is more like it! I like the idea for having a few wives! If fact the more the merrier! No problemo! Yes! I think having five wives will be nice! Saturday & Sunday will be my rest day ( I think I needed a two days rest as I will be pokeing Monday to Friday! )! He! He!

See! Am I a clever fellow? To escape paying taxes I go & have a few wives! In fact I bring up this idea to my gf & I get slapped instead! So this idea is also out! I needed gf approval plus a few ladies who are willing to be my wives.

So to all my lady readers………..R u willing to be my wives? Or is there any other ways to escape paying taxes?