I Know Where U Poke/Fark Last Night!!!!

It rain heavily last night! Actually it sort of rain cats, dogs & frogs last night! A very good night to do pokeing! This is what I did last night & after that sleep like a death pig as I am death tired from the extreme pokeing. I am very sure that is what the whole neighborhood did last night!

‘Holy Cow!!!! Where the hell is my 4x4???’ Bellow my neighbor ( on my left ) at the top of his voice! ‘What the Poke!!! Look like your 4x4 is being stolen! BTW didn’t your 4x4 alarm go off???' I asked him. ‘Blardy Mary! I didn’t hear nothing! It is raining like a blardy hell!’ He replied! Yeah! No doubt pokeing away like me! ‘Oh! I am sure u can track your 4x4! You got fixed GPS Tracking on your 4x4 or not?’ I asked him. ‘Nope!’ Tough luck!

This got me thinking! First my neighbor on the left ( a few post back ) lost their puppies & now my neighbor lost his 4x4! Will it be my turn next? Oh! Gosh! I am a poor fellow living in a near empty house ( That is why I don’t even have a bed! Have to do pokeing on the floor! )! The only thing which I can consider ‘valuable’ is my gf! What if someone decided to ‘steal’ her? Who is going to cook for me? Look after me? Clean my ‘empty’ house? And most importantly how can I do pokeing ( U don’t expect me to do DIY all the time! )!!!!

I think I better installed a GPS Tracking device on my gf! He! He! Maybe I will install this GPS Tracking device on her bra’s pad ( Shhhh!!! Gf got small ‘nen nen’ /breast, so she use push up bra to make her ‘nen nen’ look bigger! I got cheated by her this way! )! Now just in case she didn’t wear bra I think I better also install another GPS Tracking device on her panties pad ( Yeah ! She got flat butt also! Yes! I got cheated too! ) as back up! Now with this GPS Tracking devices on her, if she get ‘stolen’ on a rainy night I can always know where to find her!

OMG! What if gf know about this GPS Tracking device & install it on me without me knowing it! Dam! She might know where I am, when I decided to stay overnight at my ‘friend’ ( A lady of cause! )house! I will have a heart attack if she says ‘I Know Where U Poke Last Night!!!!’

Oh! If only my neighbor ( on my right ) have install GPS Tracking device on their puppies! Poor puppy! He! He! If the wife have installed GPS Tracking device on her hubby! Then she don’t have to constantly ‘find’ her lost hubby in the nearest drinking hole!