Hor ny Gone CNY Visiting!!!

Chinese New Year is a time for visiting! It is a Chinese tradition! It foster bonding amount friends, relatives & also created new friendship & if u have offended anyone it is a good time to seek forgiveness from this fellow ( It is CNY & for sure this fellow will not shoo u out of his house after u say ‘Cock Sing! Cock Sing Ni’ which meant wish u good luck! So of cause he don’t want to chase out his ‘luck’!!!)! And u must do CNY visit especially on the first day!

WHY???

‘ANG POW’!!! On the first day of CNY if u visit any Chinese house u will received ‘ang pow’ ( red packet containing money )! If u r a kid, unmarried and have a very sweet mouth ( this meant u say ‘Cock Sing! Cock Sing!’ loudly to the host )! Sadly I no longer qualified to receive an ‘ang pow’ because I don’t look like a kid any more even if I say ‘Cock Sing’ all day long! Now if u has half a dozen kids u has a big advantage during CNY!!!

Food! Yes! Food! On the first day on some rich fellow house u get to eat special food like that u get in big party! And if u live where u have some big shots like ‘Tan Sri’, ‘Datuk’ or Minister, the open house party on this big shots place one big eating place where food is free & every one get ‘ang pow’. So where food is free & even got 'ang pow' u can bet ur ass that every Tom, Dick & Harry in town will be there! So u got to wait until the cow cum home for ur turn to eat! Sadly where I lived there is not even half a ‘datuk’ so in my area open house visit is a normal CNY visit.

What do u do on CNY visit???

Me? First thing I did is say loudly ‘Cock Sing! Cock Sing! Fuck Tat Chai' to all the house I visit! Then I eat & drink & I also talk! I can talk on any topic! It depends on the host of cause! What topic he wants to talk! Topic I have talk on range from the increase in price of oil to finding a pokeing partner to ‘general erection’!

After finish talking ‘cock’ or ‘cocking’ I finished my drink & thank my host before I move on to do more visiting! Now I have always finished my drink before I leave. I think it is a polite thing to do as any unfinished drink is wasted! And if u are the host how do u feel if ur visitors didn’t finished his/her drink? Don’t u feel that it is a real waste? That is why I use tiny cup & glass when my visitors cum & do ‘Cock Singing’ to my house ( Oh please don't call me cheap sake I just feel it is a real waste. But to my visitors who can really drink I use big big glass! ) !!!

This few day I hardly have a proper meal! My stomach is filled with tit bits & soft drink! So of cause my ‘nature call’ is a bit soft & cum out like a big paste! Oh yes I think I have more then enough Coca Cola, Persi, Merinda, Sprite, Soya Bean Milk, Green Tea & goodness know what sort of drink I have drank for the whole year! So my pee is also multi color!

So to all my readers, how is ur CNY visit??? Good??? Have u being a good visitors & finished ur drink before u leave??? And u get many ‘ang pow’??? ‘Good harvest’ as they say!!!