Colleague.....This Type U Got Or Not???!!!

R u working already or r u still ‘unemployed’ enjoying life without a worry in life as parent rich mah, money is not a problem? Well I am already working & working my ass off everyday to earn a living. I am sure those who are already working have all sort of colleague. Well I have my fair share of colleague types.

Some are good & hard working & we learn a lot from them ( This sort of college are hard to find & they move on to other company all too soon! )!

Some are bad, sneaky, lazy & will like to pass all their work load to us ( usual excuse is u r new so u got to learn but after we have learned, this task become our work load even thought it is not our job )!

Some are apple polisher & will polish the boss’s as*s until it is shiner then the sun ( this type of college I really ‘bei tahan’ or really can’t stand the apple polishing for eg they will say boss is handsome as Brad Pitt or as sex*y as Angela Jolie where as in real life they look like 'orang utan' or plain as a plank! )!!!

Some will talk bad about u behind ur back to the boss ( This are the worse type & u got to watch out. In front of u all goody goody good good & this type of college will try their best to stick on to the boss! )!!!

And if u r a ‘hot’ lady u also got the ‘hor ny’ type who will try to impress u whenever they can with ‘how good they r in bed’! And if u r not careful or if u allowed, they will be touching u all over before u knows it ( He! He! This may sound like yours truly! But rest assure I am only ‘hor ny’ in blogsphere! )!

Every morning my company’s cleaner will come & clean the office before we come to work. She will clean our table, mop the floor & wipe clean the glass door. After she is done the office is clean & smells nice. But not for long!!!

Every morning one colleague will come & made ‘deposit’ in the office toilet! Dam! After he is done the whole office smell of his ‘deposit’ ( shi*t )! His reason is office’s toilet is much better, cleaner & smells better then his home one! Besides shitting in office is done on company time!!! What a moron to use this reason! That is not all! I got another two colleagues who always made ‘deposit’ after lunch time! After these two morons is through their shi*tting business the whole office smell like shi*t!!! Poor fellow like me who smoke in the toilet have no choice but to cut short my criggy puffing ( my company don’t have any smoking area so the toilet is the only place to smoke )!!! No wander I feel like I am working in a shi*t hole!!!

To my dear readers do u have this sort of colleagues or are u one of them also?