' Hor ny Ah Beng ' I Want To Becum!!!

I drive to work everyday ( Unless the weather is fine & I didn't do any morning sexerise then I ride to work. ) a distance of about 40kms. I drive slow slow in my diesel 'truck' at about 80 kph listening to techno or any 'hot' & up tempo music! Yes! The volume will be set at almost full blast so that my 'truck' will be almost like a mobile 'boom box'! Yes! I know this is what 'Ah Beng' ( Usually a young 'fellow' who 'bling' up his ride so that the original car look almost look like somethings else! ) do & thus I should drive like an 'Ah Beng'!

Problem is 'Hor ny Ang Moh' is a 'poor' Ah Beng! He has no money to 'bling' up his ride!

He cannot afforded to fixed up his ride with humongous spoiler, air dam, side skirts & so on & so forth so that his ride look like it can fly or even out run a Ferrari! He has also no money to fixed 22" sport rim to his ride with ultra low profile tyre 235/35/22 like those use by Ferrari! Beside this he also can't afford to fixed super big exhaust with straight through pipe to his ride! The exhaust will be so big that a mouse can hide inside & a cat can go in & yet can't find the mouse! The sound product from this exhaust can even put a F1 racing car sound to shame!

As for 'bloom box'? No! He can't afford to have 5 power amps for each speaker & sub-woofer! The sound for such sound system will be loud enough to set up a concert. The power need for such a sound system will be enough for a household! Such a system will cost almost Rm10K or even more!

No! I can't afford to do all the above! What I have is just an ordinary ride with a litter bit of 'booming sound'! I just have a ready made small sub speaker together 4 speakers. Nothing fanciful or expensive but still can product some 'booming' sound!

My ride is not a Gti, Dohc or super charged! My ride got no sticker on it showing the latest 'hot' products or any racing team. It got not list of products in a neat row on the front door ( Also know as 'shopping' list! )!

And when I started my ride it didn't go Vroom! Vroom! Vrooooommmmmmmm!!!! It go 'tak' 'tak' 'tak' & some more 'tak' 'tak'!!!! & when I steps on the accelerators no flame shoot out from the exhaust ( Yes! Ah Beng's car exhaust got flame shooting out! )! The only things cumming out of my ride exhaust are black smokes!

With such a hot ride it is not surprise that Ah Beng can attract hot ladies! I am sure it is very cool for a lady to sit in such a hot ride! See the movie like Fast & furious all 'hot' ladies are attracted to such hot ride!

So how? I am not surprise that I can't attract no 'hot' chick! Ok! Ok! This is my ride!

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Yes! As I say before it is a diesel 'truck'! Slow & steady! So how to attract 'hot' ladies?? So even if I change my appearance to an 'Ah Beng' style like dye my hair blond, brown or even green ( He! He! I might do this! ) wear long pant with all sort to chains attached to it, I doubt I can attract any hot ladies! One look on my diesel 'truck' will be enough to turn them off!

So to all my lady readers will u reject me if I ask u out in my ride???