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Wellcum To All My Dear Readers! If this site is too boring then poke into ' My Other 'Unrated' site' Where u can find all my 'juicy' & educational' pokeing posts! Not suitable for kids & 'innocence' ladies! He! He! If u find no new pst in this site it meant I am busy posting on 'My Other 'Unrated' site' !

Thursday, January 31, 2008

When A Lady Nag!!! Aiyoh!!!

Why arrr?
Why r u so like that?
Only Rm1,700-00!!!
Why ur money so big wan arrr???
When the money spend on ur ‘things’………..Not problem!!!
No question asked!!! U just spends it, just like that!!!
What u buys only u got to use & enjoy!!!
BUY THIS BOTH OF US ENJOY!!!!
Chinese New Year cumming very soon……….What will people say when they saw THIS!!!!
Just tell them I am very poor mah! No money to buy loh!!!( I say in a small voice! )
WHAT DO U MEANT NO MONEY???!!!

Aiyoh!!!! My gf nag me from morning until night fall & even while pokeing she also nag & nag some more after pokeing! Wah Laueh!!!! I am dead tired after pokeing…….still have to listen to her nagging ( Ladies! Got good stamina even after a good & long poke! Still can nag wan! )!!! This is all because I bought a Samsung 22” LCD monitor ( Yes I post it up in this ‘pornish’ review! Have a look if u likes but like I say it is ‘pornish’! )!

She is nagging me to buy a new wan because the old wan is like this!!!

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Yes it is a sofa set! I have it for more then 12 years already! Yes I know it is well past it prime! But I can still seat on it so to me that is perfectly ok! Oh yes! Pokeing session has being done on it a few times & it brings back good memory! But of cause in this condition pokeing is rather uncomfortable!

Woah! When a lady nag……….she can really nag!!! So much so I have no choice but to go hunting with gf for new sofa!!! We visit all the furniture store in the town & the cheapest large size sofa cost RM1,700-00 with firm & ok quality ( I always like big sofa as pokeing can be done mah! Beside I am a big heavy weight fellow! It will be terrible if I broke the sofa half-way through pokeing session! )!

Dam! Where got so much money ( Actually to me spending so much money on furniture is a big waste to me. So I am not willing to spend my money! )??? So I put on my ‘puppy face’ look & bargain with gf for alternative! And so for the next few days I go hunting for alternative!

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This is what I bought! Yes! I bought a new & complete set of sofa Cushions!!!

Nice or not??? Apparently a large size cushion is no longer in production! Hence I spend quite sometime searching for it! Almost all the furniture store ask me to forget my old sofa set & it is better off for me to buy a new set instead ( I have a feeling that most furniture store owner are sneaky fellow! )! Finally I manage to find a set which is old stock! Cost me RM560-00! Well now both my butt & gf butt feel very nice while seating on it! It no longer feels like seating on hard board!

Ah! For now this sofa set is still ‘virgin’! No pokeing has being done on it yet! Perhaps I will do a pokeing review on it!

So to my dear readers, what do u think??? Money well spends???

22 comments:

Helen said...

Pink? It's that your gf's favourite color? I prefer mono colors but floral hides all the staining from your 'activities.' lol

Yes, I think it makes perfect sense to just change the cushions. Afterall the furniture on the whole still looks OK to me. :-)

Horny Ang Moh said...

Hi Helen! Aiyoh! Both me & gf hate pink color! What to do cushion cover is pink! Old wan not fit! Have to made new cover after CNY! He! He! Have to chose darker color so that 'activities' will not show!!

Nux V said...

LOL! oh, new sofa and cushion for new year!
i bought new curtain, also pink colour...coz my entire family wants someting pink/red for CNY!

[fong88] said...

u really pandai jimat..muz be very rich in the future..LOL..haha..

ShuKuen7788 said...

wow... pro brother... Where also can poke oh~
not a simple foochow ppl oh..
waiting for ur review
lolx
:p

Canucklehead said...

looks better - but not very manly. as long as you still poke women i guess it is alright.

Horny Ang Moh said...

Hi Nux V! Wellcum! Wah! Everything red karr?? So all ur CNY cloth also red???

Hi Fong88!! He! He! What to do?? Money not enough so have to save loh!!

Hi Shukuen! Ha! Ha! U want my pokeing review kar???

Hi Canucklehead! He! He! I suppose u r right! But what to do as new set cost a bomb!!!

ShuKuen7788 said...

of course lah..
:p
got pic better
:p
:p

Daniel said...

looks nice.. but... err... pink... hmmm.......

Horny Ang Moh said...

Hi Shukuen7788!!! Pic??? Aiyoh! Cannot lah! I am not habdsome as Edison!!!

Hi Daniel! He! He! I know pink color very yucky wan! Have to made cushion cover soon!

Accyee said...

dont so kiam siap lah! go buy new sofa! CNY MAh!

Horny Ang Moh said...

Hi Abby! Aiyah gf happy now & me also happy so ok lah! I will use the money saved to buy one box of con*dom!!!

Anonymous said...

for yr info i was offered a new set of cushions with the internal white covers at Rm290 last month
but this does not include the leaning cushion onlythe sitting one..somewhere behind the Dr Wong behind the poliklinik the veterinarian

Horny Ang Moh said...

Hi BengX2!!!Rm290!!!!Aiyah!!! I have being slaughtered!!! Like a pig!!!

haan said...

the old one really needs to be changed liao lar..

Horny Ang Moh said...

Hi Haan! Yalloh! So just change the cushion loh!!! Happy CNY!!!

W_W_H said...

wuah ang moh!!! very very ang man!!! sure manyak ong after this...

btw, hepi Chinese New Year 200FATT!!!!!!!!

Horny Ang Moh said...

Hi W W H! Yalloh! Too 'ang' for me!!!

lankapo said...

hehehe as long as it comfy for u to poke than no problem lor

Horny Ang Moh said...

Hi lankapo! Wellcum! Yalloh! Can poke is good for me!

Choonie, the Guru said...

Hey.. I just got my pa a new set of sofa too (4 days before CNY). The old one looks similar like yours. The carpenter also claimed that the old large cushions are no more in production but my hubby doubted that. He claimed that 'if got money, you think cannot buy one kah?' in mandarin 'you qian pa mei you de mai'. But sometimes, it is. Got money also cannot buy. I still bought a new set for RM2700. I think that probably be my next post.

Horny Ang Moh said...

Woah! Rm2700! But for new set still worth it! Old set throw away very waste full! Luckily for me I manage to find the cushion set! Big size wan!