Sorry Arrr! Long Time No Up-Date!

To all my dear readers of this site ( Where I am more ‘normal’! ), I am sorry to say I have not post up any entries as I am quite busy ( Trying to think of way how to have a few wives so as not to pay taxes! He! He! ) & the few post that I do post up is on my old ‘horny’ site!

The other reason is because of this ‘happening’! To all my dear readers I will try my best to post up ‘interesting’ entries! In the meantime u can poke into my ‘horny’ site, this site got more up-date!

Have a very nice day to all my dear readers!

Lets Me Poke! Please…………..!!!

For the guy ( not applicable for vir gin guy )! How long can u stayed without pokeing?!!! For the ladies ( not applicable for vir gin )! How long can u stayed without being poked?!!!

For the guy! Don’t u not feel the tightness down ‘there’ when a hot lady walks by! When u smell her smell? When u happen to look at ‘nice’ pic ( Especially when u to happen to see what Edison did to a few of his gf??? Ok! Ok! A few fellows say so ‘bushy’ down there still can eat! But then to me a ‘bushy’ oyster is better then no oyster! At least for a guy it is better then eating a ‘banana’!!! ), don’t u have any reaction at all???

For the ladies! Don’t u get we t down ‘there’ when a hot guy walk by? Especially a guy with nice, firm & round butt ( Apparently a lots of ladies like guy with this sort of bu tt!!! Yes! Ladies look at guy’s bu tt! While we guy look at a lady’s ‘nen nen’ & leg plus some other bodily part! )! How do u feel especially in the mid part of the period between ur monthly ‘aunty’ visit ( Yes ladies is most ‘hor ny’ during this period! )!

Don’t u lets ur imagination run wild!

Oh! The feeling of u ramming into her soft body at full force! Oh! The feeling of her we tness! Her grips! Her cry of ecs tasy! Her moan of satisfaction! Her scream of encouragement!

Oh! The feeling of his hot rod ramming into u! His hot hardness pokeing deeply into u! U grips with all ur might! U encourages him to ram in as deeply as possible! U want him to speed up his ramming! Yes! U wants him inside u! Oh! His hot hardness inside u! U are we ts just thinking of this!

SO WHAT DO U DO???!!! As for me if can see but cannot poke……….I DIY!!! Yes during gf off period I DIY ( What do u expect? I am a faithful & good to my gf wan! )!!! Yes! All my ‘bullet’ or ‘load’ are flesh! No ‘old stock’ in my stock yard ( That is my ‘nuts/ball’ ok….. )!

But sadly in this case no matter how much I DIY I did or how much pokeing I did to gf I can never satisfied my urge to POKE! Yes! Whenever I visit my old ‘house’ I can only see I can’t POKE!!! KNNCCB ( Fack ur mother smelly poosie in hokien dialect )!!!

DAM blogger anti spam robot!!! Don’t blogger know I am going nuts here!!! I have being lock-up since 18-01-08!!!I am hopping mad! I want to poke into my old ‘house’!!! I got a few ‘juicy’ post to post up!!! Some of my readers are already want me to post up ‘educational’ post!

Hallo! Hallo! Hallo! Blogger! Do u heard my plead??? Please unlock me! Please let me poke into my old ‘house’!!!

Pokeing! Pokeing! In New ‘House’!!!

We have to move house at least once in our life time unless u r real lucky u got to stay in the house from birth to the day u died! In my case in real life I have to moved house 3 times so far & I hope that this will be my last as this is my own house. The previous two are rented house. Being staying in rented house u will never feel secured as the house owner might want to order u out for whatsoever reasons.

Moving to a new house! U feels sexited & full of anticipation for living in new environment. But the thought of the preparation u got to do; moving all ur stuff to the new house & the logistic needed is most tiring & time consuming.

Well just a few days ago I got to move to a new ‘house’! I have being force out of my old house which I have being living comfortably for about 1.5 year. I love my old house. I have lots of good memory there! In my old house I have do all lots of juicy ‘stuff’, intimate ‘stuff’. There in my old house I do lots of poking ( fuc*king ) in fact I do pokeing all over my old house! Yes! I have done a total of 42 pokeing of various types!

In my old house I have lots of friends who visit me regularly, with quite a lot on daily basic. Because of what I did in my old house which is a lots of pokeing I got famous, my house address is even listed in the directory list when people want to know more about pokeing!

Now that is all history & memory to me! In my new house I am in new environment! I try my best to ‘decorate’ my new house like my formal one but somehow the spirit of my old house is not there. There is no warm & the feeling of cumming home is not there! I do leave a big message of my new address on my old house. But the message is on the ‘fence’ only as the old house owner forbids me to leave a big & proper notice in the house. What to do? I am not even sure for how long my old house will exited as the house owner might just ‘demolished’ the house.

Some of my friend who does notices my new address on the fence manages to find me in my new house. For this I thank you all so very much from the bottom of my heart! Please also change my old house address to the new one in ur address book. Thank you very much for this. To all my new friends to happen to drop into my new house I welcome u all.

He! He! I am sorry if u r still wandering what the crap I am writing about! I am writing about my old web site! Moving ‘house’ is moving site! Yes I am being force to move to this new site due to this REASON!!! KNNCCB!!!

Until now my new site address is not even listed in the google search directory when u put ‘Hor ny Ang Moh’. It only shows my old site address. All my hor*ny ranking in the new site is non existing!

What to do but to make my new site like my old site! That is more POKEING is needed! Content is king as they say & I will have to put up a ‘hor*ny’ labels soon & started my ‘educational’ ( pornish ) post all over against! Properly with up dated & revised version!

To all my dears readers new & old I wellcum u to my new site & please feel free to comment & any suggestion or ‘educational’ topic u want me to posted up is most appreciated!

Have a nice day & please changes my old site add or u can add in the new site add & feel free to link me.

The End Of 'Hor ny Ang Moh'!!! Under Lock-Up!!!

Do u know how it feel to be in a lock up? For minor crime u will be lock up in a small room together with all sort of Tom, Dick & Harry in a big cell. For serious crime u will be lock up alone or with a few other fellows who have committed serious crime like u.

Regardless of which rooms u r locked in u r still in a lock up! That meant no freedom, worse still u have to watch ur backside! U might be poke from behind at any moment! Whatever u do will be very restricted! Why, even if u got itchy 'ball' u can't even scratch it as other inmates will be more then happy to scratch it for u!!!

This is how I feel! I feel I am in a big lock up! I can't do anything! I can't poke! I try all that I know! I send email! I even beg until the 'cow cum home'! I am Innocent! I am clean! I am caught for a crime I didn't committed! Why, I don't even know got such crime! This is done by someone or something! And I got the full 'shi*t' face on! Why so unfair wan! I am the good guy ( Oh! Well maybe I am a bit 'hor ny' but I am still a good guy! )!!!

This is what happen!!!

'This blog has been locked by Blogger's spam-prevention robots. You will not be able to publish your posts, but you will be able to save them as drafts.'

This message greet me when I want to do posting in my old site! 'Spam-prevention robot'??? What the POKE does that meant??? Ehhhhh!!! Actually what does 'spam' meant any way ( Sorry if I ask this stupid question as I am really blur to all this! )?

First I am being attached by 'flu' virus which cause me to have a hyper speed 'running' nose ( So I can't poke for a few days! ) then my site get attached by this 'Spam prevention robot'!!! This effectively meant I can't post up any entries which meant the pre-mature death of 'Hor ny Ang Moh'!!!

I am hopping mad ( Try to image a monkey with his 'ball' on fire! )! I can't post up any entries! It happen that my last entry is about me being sick! Being an active pokeing fellow with no activities since 18-01-08 I am sure some of my readers thought I am dead & gone for good! This call for desperate measure!

So I have no choice but to move into this new home ( I am actually a homely guy! I hate moving house! In real life I have move house 3 times & I hated it! )! I am sorry that my first post in my new 'home' is a big rant! But seriously don't u think I am just like in a lock up??? I think a seance in Resident Evil where all the zombie want to get into the fence up building is a good description on how I feel like!

To all my regular readers I wellcum u all with open arms & legs! To new readers I also wellcum u with everything open! Have a nice day to all!