Ultimate Ham sup ( Hor ny ) Award !!!

All my regular readers will know I am a 'hor ny' fellow in blogsphere ( Well actually all my new readers will get to know my 'hornyness' soon enought anyway! ) due to my regular posting of 'hor ny' or 'educational' posts ( So far I have not post up any 'educational' post yet in this new site ).

There are a total of 42 'hor ny' entries here in my old site ( under 'lock' at the moment by blogger 'robot' KNNCCB & I am trying my best to beg them to unlocked it ) so if u r interested or curious to read, please feel free to do so but nice ladies & young kids please don't as it is 18xsx!!!

Why am I so 'hor ny'??? Well it is all because of my nick! Who the hell will pick a nick like 'Hor ny Ang Moh'??? Well unless that fellow is a 'nut' or gone 'cuckoo' !!! This entry explain the 'history' of 'Hor ny Ang Moh'.

So I am most surprise a very honored to be 'awarded' with Ultimate Hams up Award from this very 'hot' and se*xy lady in China! Yes she is the famous Purple Mushroom & a fews day later also from this 'Handsome Guy' in Dubai!!!

Woah! Even the award is so 'se*xy ' & very 'nice' ! Thank you so very much! It feel so very nice to be recognizesed ! And I will also like to pass on this very special award to 'The Hor ny Bit*ch'!!! Oh! Yes! She is a very 'hot' & 'se*xy' lady in Singapore!

Why R U Reading My Post!!!

For a couple of years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep and
too much pressure from my job, but now I've found out the
real reason: I'm tired because I'm overworked ( In my case also over poked ).

The population of this country is 237 million ( I am no sure about this ).

104 million are retired. That leaves 133 million to do the
work.

There are 85 million in school, which leaves 48 million to do
the work.

Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal
government, leaving 19 million to do the work.

2.8 million are in the Armed Forces, which leaves 16.2 million
to do the work.

Take from the total the 14,800,000 people who work for
state and city governments and that leaves 1.4 million to do
the work.

At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals,
leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.

Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.

That leaves just two people to do the work.

You and me.

And you're sitting at your computer reading my post ( No wander I feel so overworked! )!!!

The above I received in my email! Kindly take it as a joke! I do value all my readers spending their valuable time reading my post! Have a very nice day!

Hor ny Get awarded!

Woah! I get this beautiful award from this 'hot mama' who is also an excellent cook! Tq very much for this award!

Colleague.....This Type U Got Or Not???!!!

R u working already or r u still ‘unemployed’ enjoying life without a worry in life as parent rich mah, money is not a problem? Well I am already working & working my ass off everyday to earn a living. I am sure those who are already working have all sort of colleague. Well I have my fair share of colleague types.

Some are good & hard working & we learn a lot from them ( This sort of college are hard to find & they move on to other company all too soon! )!

Some are bad, sneaky, lazy & will like to pass all their work load to us ( usual excuse is u r new so u got to learn but after we have learned, this task become our work load even thought it is not our job )!

Some are apple polisher & will polish the boss’s as*s until it is shiner then the sun ( this type of college I really ‘bei tahan’ or really can’t stand the apple polishing for eg they will say boss is handsome as Brad Pitt or as sex*y as Angela Jolie where as in real life they look like 'orang utan' or plain as a plank! )!!!

Some will talk bad about u behind ur back to the boss ( This are the worse type & u got to watch out. In front of u all goody goody good good & this type of college will try their best to stick on to the boss! )!!!

And if u r a ‘hot’ lady u also got the ‘hor ny’ type who will try to impress u whenever they can with ‘how good they r in bed’! And if u r not careful or if u allowed, they will be touching u all over before u knows it ( He! He! This may sound like yours truly! But rest assure I am only ‘hor ny’ in blogsphere! )!

Every morning my company’s cleaner will come & clean the office before we come to work. She will clean our table, mop the floor & wipe clean the glass door. After she is done the office is clean & smells nice. But not for long!!!

Every morning one colleague will come & made ‘deposit’ in the office toilet! Dam! After he is done the whole office smell of his ‘deposit’ ( shi*t )! His reason is office’s toilet is much better, cleaner & smells better then his home one! Besides shitting in office is done on company time!!! What a moron to use this reason! That is not all! I got another two colleagues who always made ‘deposit’ after lunch time! After these two morons is through their shi*tting business the whole office smell like shi*t!!! Poor fellow like me who smoke in the toilet have no choice but to cut short my criggy puffing ( my company don’t have any smoking area so the toilet is the only place to smoke )!!! No wander I feel like I am working in a shi*t hole!!!

To my dear readers do u have this sort of colleagues or are u one of them also?

How Long Can U Stay ‘Clean’ ???

By ‘clean’ I meant being ‘good’ as in ‘good boy’! That meant ‘good’ in every sense like having ‘clean’ though & being a ‘good boy’! Look at my title! This is the site of a ‘horny’ fellow! So how long can I keep it ‘clean’???

I have try my best to keep this site ‘clean’ with post of my daily life ( Yeah! I know that is very boring! I don’t lived a sexiting life. ) but this is getting harder & harder! In fact I have already post up one ‘horny’ post………Well that post is not really ‘horny’ but it got link to my pervious post which is real ‘horny’.

I have the intention to keep this site clean while I will post up all my ‘kinky’ & ‘juicy’ post on my old site! But until now my old ‘site’ is still under ‘lock’ by ‘blogger robot’.

So how? I got a few ‘horny’ topic in my ‘horny’ head but I intended to keep this site ‘clean’!!!So should I keep it 'clean' & hope that blogger 'unlock' my old site?

Wrong ‘Hole’ Poked! Still Ok! But If U Pulled Out……..

Any one who do pokeing ( fu*cking ) will know that u do poke in the wrong ‘hole’ sometime either by mistake or on purpose! This is very true if u happen to poke for the first time ( virgin )! In fact finding the ‘hole’ is a problem! On my first poke I need gf to ‘guide’ my ‘bro’ where to poke his big head in!

In the sexitment of intense pokeing I do poke in the wrong hole to be protested by gf! This is no problem & no harm done!

My regular reader will know I have this huge humongous toothache problem last year! I thought I have solve the problem but no my toothache is back! I have a very miserable life! So it is back to the dentist. This time is to solve this toothache once & for all. I will have it pull out!

First the dentist injected me with something in my mouth! Dam painful! After that half of my face gone numb! Then he uses a big plier & took out my big tooth! Wah! I am dam happy as I no longer feel the toothache as my face is still numb!

Reach home! Have a rest! About 2 hours later I took out my blood soaked gauge in my mouth & have a look into my mouth!

I nearly fainted from what I saw!

That fu*cking, terrible, horrible & vegetable dentist have pulled the WRONG tooth! It is my good big molar! No wander he use a freaking big plier! With the pain killer wearing off I can now feel both toothache & pain from the newly pulled tooth!

Dam! It is back to the dentist! I want to sue him inside out & upside down! And I also want to poke all his assistances. Yes! All the three of them even if they are not my type! I am hopping mad! I am rising my voice to sky high! He ask me to wait while he do some things in his office! By now other customers ask me what is the matter! Of cause I say that fu*cking pull out my wrong tooth! Woah! The expression on all their face is awesome! All the five customers left the clinic in record time! I am sure the damage to reputation of the dentist is done!

His reason? He tries to ‘save’ my tooth which is also a molar by pulling out the inner most molar! He says both teeth will be giving me problem! What sort of freaking reasons is that!

I have no choice by to pull out the molar which is giving me hell! And it hurt like hell! It is so painful that I cry & scream! Luckily I am the only customer! Me! A very big & macho guy! What will people say if they know I cry & scream on the dentist chair? I have a sneaky feeling the dentist purposely only injected a bit of pain killer only. It is so painful that two dentist assistances have to hold me down while he pulls out the tooth! I got tears in my eye! Heck! I almost also pee in my pant! It is that painful! No wander it is one of the technique use in interrogation !

Here! Have a look at my two molar! In fact the dentist says my teeth are perfect! My toothache is cost by my swelling gum!

It has being six hours since that ordeal! Half of my face is in pain but I can bear it! It is different from toothache! From today onward my life will change forever! My eating habit will change! No longer can I eat at record time! No longer can I eat my food like ‘gentlemen’ style! I will be eating using only my left side! My right side is now useless with both lower big teeth gone. So how to chew? For this few day I will be eating soft food! Yes! Food like ‘tofu’ ( bean curd )! Oh! Well, it is back to eating gf’s ‘tofu’!

To all my dear readers! What will u do? NOW WHAT WILL U DO IF THE ABOVE HAPPEN TO U???!!!

Cry? Jump up & down? Behave like a baboon on heat? Curse until the cow cum home? Scream ur head off?...............Well I do all the above! So how about u???

Hor ny Gone CNY Visiting!!!

Chinese New Year is a time for visiting! It is a Chinese tradition! It foster bonding amount friends, relatives & also created new friendship & if u have offended anyone it is a good time to seek forgiveness from this fellow ( It is CNY & for sure this fellow will not shoo u out of his house after u say ‘Cock Sing! Cock Sing Ni’ which meant wish u good luck! So of cause he don’t want to chase out his ‘luck’!!!)! And u must do CNY visit especially on the first day!

WHY???

‘ANG POW’!!! On the first day of CNY if u visit any Chinese house u will received ‘ang pow’ ( red packet containing money )! If u r a kid, unmarried and have a very sweet mouth ( this meant u say ‘Cock Sing! Cock Sing!’ loudly to the host )! Sadly I no longer qualified to receive an ‘ang pow’ because I don’t look like a kid any more even if I say ‘Cock Sing’ all day long! Now if u has half a dozen kids u has a big advantage during CNY!!!

Food! Yes! Food! On the first day on some rich fellow house u get to eat special food like that u get in big party! And if u live where u have some big shots like ‘Tan Sri’, ‘Datuk’ or Minister, the open house party on this big shots place one big eating place where food is free & every one get ‘ang pow’. So where food is free & even got 'ang pow' u can bet ur ass that every Tom, Dick & Harry in town will be there! So u got to wait until the cow cum home for ur turn to eat! Sadly where I lived there is not even half a ‘datuk’ so in my area open house visit is a normal CNY visit.

What do u do on CNY visit???

Me? First thing I did is say loudly ‘Cock Sing! Cock Sing! Fuck Tat Chai' to all the house I visit! Then I eat & drink & I also talk! I can talk on any topic! It depends on the host of cause! What topic he wants to talk! Topic I have talk on range from the increase in price of oil to finding a pokeing partner to ‘general erection’!

After finish talking ‘cock’ or ‘cocking’ I finished my drink & thank my host before I move on to do more visiting! Now I have always finished my drink before I leave. I think it is a polite thing to do as any unfinished drink is wasted! And if u are the host how do u feel if ur visitors didn’t finished his/her drink? Don’t u feel that it is a real waste? That is why I use tiny cup & glass when my visitors cum & do ‘Cock Singing’ to my house ( Oh please don't call me cheap sake I just feel it is a real waste. But to my visitors who can really drink I use big big glass! ) !!!

This few day I hardly have a proper meal! My stomach is filled with tit bits & soft drink! So of cause my ‘nature call’ is a bit soft & cum out like a big paste! Oh yes I think I have more then enough Coca Cola, Persi, Merinda, Sprite, Soya Bean Milk, Green Tea & goodness know what sort of drink I have drank for the whole year! So my pee is also multi color!

So to all my readers, how is ur CNY visit??? Good??? Have u being a good visitors & finished ur drink before u leave??? And u get many ‘ang pow’??? ‘Good harvest’ as they say!!!

Cock Sing Fack Chai’!!! Happy Chinese New Year!!!

‘Cock Sing Fack Chai’ ( Hor ny Vision )!!! Wishing all my Chinese readers a very happy, prosperous, lucky & healthy Chinese New Year!!!

Happy so that all my readers will have a very happy Chinese New Years & may all my readers feel happy after reading all my ‘cocky’ & ‘funny’ post ( hopefully )!!!

Prosperous so that all my readers will have monies for the whole of this year! As I have always said ‘Money is every thing in most case!’ & of cause remember ‘Money can’t buy every things but no money can buy nothing!’

Lucky so that all my readers have good luck the whole year round! May all that my readers wished for will be granted & cum truth!

Healthy so that all my readers will be in very good health & with good health all my readers will cum & poke into this site to read my cocky post! Of cause good health is one of the things money can’t buy! With the best of health I wish all my readers a good pokeing life!

So with all this in mind I wish all my Chinese readers ‘Cock Sing Fack Chai’!!!

Lets Me Poke! Please…………..!!!

For the guy ( not applicable for vir gin guy )! How long can u stayed without pokeing?!!! For the ladies ( not applicable for vir gin )! How long can u stayed without being poked?!!!

For the guy! Don’t u not feel the tightness down ‘there’ when a hot lady walks by! When u smell her smell? When u happen to look at ‘nice’ pic ( Especially when u to happen to see what Edison did to a few of his gf??? Ok! Ok! A few fellows say so ‘bushy’ down there still can eat! But then to me a ‘bushy’ oyster is better then no oyster! At least for a guy it is better then eating a ‘banana’!!! ), don’t u have any reaction at all???

For the ladies! Don’t u get we t down ‘there’ when a hot guy walk by? Especially a guy with nice, firm & round butt ( Apparently a lots of ladies like guy with this sort of bu tt!!! Yes! Ladies look at guy’s bu tt! While we guy look at a lady’s ‘nen nen’ & leg plus some other bodily part! )! How do u feel especially in the mid part of the period between ur monthly ‘aunty’ visit ( Yes ladies is most ‘hor ny’ during this period! )!

Don’t u lets ur imagination run wild!

Oh! The feeling of u ramming into her soft body at full force! Oh! The feeling of her we tness! Her grips! Her cry of ecs tasy! Her moan of satisfaction! Her scream of encouragement!

Oh! The feeling of his hot rod ramming into u! His hot hardness pokeing deeply into u! U grips with all ur might! U encourages him to ram in as deeply as possible! U want him to speed up his ramming! Yes! U wants him inside u! Oh! His hot hardness inside u! U are we ts just thinking of this!

SO WHAT DO U DO???!!! As for me if can see but cannot poke……….I DIY!!! Yes during gf off period I DIY ( What do u expect? I am a faithful & good to my gf wan! )!!! Yes! All my ‘bullet’ or ‘load’ are flesh! No ‘old stock’ in my stock yard ( That is my ‘nuts/ball’ ok….. )!

But sadly in this case no matter how much I DIY I did or how much pokeing I did to gf I can never satisfied my urge to POKE! Yes! Whenever I visit my old ‘house’ I can only see I can’t POKE!!! KNNCCB ( Fack ur mother smelly poosie in hokien dialect )!!!

DAM blogger anti spam robot!!! Don’t blogger know I am going nuts here!!! I have being lock-up since 18-01-08!!!I am hopping mad! I want to poke into my old ‘house’!!! I got a few ‘juicy’ post to post up!!! Some of my readers are already want me to post up ‘educational’ post!

Hallo! Hallo! Hallo! Blogger! Do u heard my plead??? Please unlock me! Please let me poke into my old ‘house’!!!