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Wellcum To All My Dear Readers! If this site is too boring then poke into ' My Other 'Unrated' site' Where u can find all my 'juicy' & educational' pokeing posts! Not suitable for kids & 'innocence' ladies! He! He! If u find no new pst in this site it meant I am busy posting on 'My Other 'Unrated' site' !

Tuesday, September 30, 2008

My House Is Different!

Go to any housing estate & tell me what u see! I am sure u saw rows & rows of house which is identical in appearance. In fact all new housing estates are all so identical that trying to find a particular house is a big problem. U will end up driving pass each house slowly while looking at each house number, which happens to be in all small size!

Well I solve the problem of same identities. Residential Mailboxes on my house driveway & Address Plaques on my house main door. These will of cause instantly differential my house from others in a housing estate. Address Plaques & Residential Mailboxes are all from whitehall mailboxes as they are all of high quality & can be customer made which is what I want.

So with a unique Residential Mailboxes & Address Plaques finding my house will be a very easy job.So to all my dear readers, that is one cost effective way to make your house unique in a big housing estate.

Doing Renovation? Look Up!

I am very sure when u do renovation u have to decided a lots of things like the type of walling, plastering on the ceiling & so on. This is especially so when renovating the living room. For me I consider the ceiling a very difficult part to renovated. I might have already decided on having a big chandelier but then still got ‘empty’ space, so how to fill up this ‘empty’ space?

So how about having ceiling fans? Yes I do have air-con installed but having ceiling fans does have its advantage. I just cannot use the air-con 7/24 as the electrical bill will be sky high & I also want to have flesh air in my house. Now I have to decided which types of ceiling fans like for example casablanca ceiling fans, craftmade ceiling fans, ellington ceiling fans, fanimation ceiling fans, hunter ceiling fans, minka aire fans, monte carlo ceiling fans or modern ceiling fans to install in my living room. Yes! There are so many different types to choose from. I have to choose my ceiling fans carefully as a well chosen ceiling fan not only function well but it can also enhance the overall appearance of the living room & of cause give off a good impression of the house owner.

To my dear readers, when u visits a house especially in the living room, do u look up to the ceiling? What does it show u?

Saturday, September 27, 2008

Am I Romantic? I Made This For U!!!

Look at the title! So what does u think I made for my gf? Personalize birthday card? Romantic letter with burn mark edges written using perfumed ink ( He! He! With romantic poem copied elsewhere, because I am lowly educated so my English no so good! )? Give her a homemade banquet of wild flower ( too poor to buy roses )? Or took her out for a country side ride on my grandfather bicycle ( Did this last time as too poor to own even a motor bike. End up being chased by some killer dogs! That is the first time & the last time I went bicycling in the countryside. )?

Well I actually did all of the above in order to show how ‘romantic’ I am! But I think what I am going to do next will beat all the above! I am going to make a ‘romantic’ candle. Making candle is not a difficult art, all u need is fragrance oil, soy wax & candle jars. All this is available from candle making supplies like Candlescience. I will then invited my gf for a romantic dinner in my house with the entire light switch off & light up my DIY candles! Oh I am sure it will be very romantic with the soft candle light & it will smell of Vanilla! As for dinner it will be fried chicken ( He! He! I do hope gf will not notice that it is KFC fried chicken as I am a lousy cook! )!

Well, to all my dear readers, what do u all thinks of my romantic idea? Good? Well u can all have DIY candle yourself!

Thursday, September 25, 2008

R U In Marketing?

Ok let say u have just set up a new business & u want to market your product or service. So how does u go about doing it? Advertise in the media is the first choice but how is the respond? Let say u r employed as a sale executive ( actually to me it is just a salesmen ) & your boss ask to market the company product & service. How does u go about doing it? Remember you have to meet the sale target to earn your salary! So does u go around the whole town knocking on every house? That is most time consuming & u might not even get any sale!

Well there is actually a short cut in solving & archiving sale. What u needs is data from The List Company! It is basically data showing consumers lists, business lists, telemarketing lists ( this is the list needed by every successful salesmen ), mortgage mailing list ( data which a Banker need ) & specialty response lists. Now armed with the mailing list or telemarketing list from The List Company I believed archiving your sale is a much easier process!

So don’t you think that it is wonderful that we lived in the information age & we have the data provided by The List Company?

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

R U Sweet? Do U Like Sweet?

Sweet! Who don’t like sweet? Heck! Since baby time we have being taught to like sweet! When we have a fit our parent gave us sweet, so it is not surprise that we grow up liking sweet & hence all the sweet stuff in our life. But all this sweetness comes with a price, our health & the real & present danger of having diabetic.

So how does u know u have diabetic? He! He! I use to see if any ants go to my pee, if I saw any ants attracted to my pee I will be real worry & I will go for a checkup immediately. But nowadays I will be using Blood Glucose Test strips. It is real easy & convenience, no need to wait for any ants to show up! Just pee on the Blood Glucose Test strip & compared it to the supplied color chart to know the answer. But if u really does have diabetic then u have no choice but to seek diabetic medical help like diabetic snacks, insulin syringes & so on.

To my dear readers if u happens to have diabetic u might considered ordering diabetic product online to cut down on cost & also get to know so many other diabetic products. If u happens to be a doctor then u might consider ordering diabetic product online in bulk to save cost & make your service competitive.

Lastly to all my dear readers do reduce sugar intact. Have a very nice day!

Monday, September 22, 2008

Balloon! Big Balloons!

Advertisement! A very important factor to consider when u wants to market your product. U have place yours advertisement in the newspaper, put up posters all over the town & yet u find that it is not very successful. Not many people know your product or service u r selling or promoting.

So how about having big balloons to advertise your product & service? By balloon I meant big advertising balloons! Having a big helium balloons floating in the sky showing off your product & service for miles around! This will be certainly a very cost effective & attention grabbing advertising blimps!

So to all my readers who need to advertise their product & service………what r u waiting for? Pump up a few big balloons to get your sale going! The bigger the balloon the bigger the sale!

Sunday, September 21, 2008

Wine Gifts! Gifts Of All Occasion!

What should I buy as gifts for him/her for house warming party for birthday? I have a big quarrel & it is my fault & I need to patch up the relation! So what should I buy? I am sure my readers have big trouble thinking just the right gifts to buy. Well I too have the same problem…….thinking what I should buy for so & so.

And now I believed I have solved the problem of what gifts to buy! Wine Gifts! Yes! I will be giving out Wine Gifts as gifts for all occasion! From house warming party to birthday gifts ( for adult only, kids I still have to think ) to X-mas party. And in between should I be invited to all sort of invitation I will be giving out Wine Gifts also! Hemmm! I do find that giving Wine Gifts to patch up sore relationship is most useful! After having a drink together all problem & ill feeling will be forgotten!

So to all my dear readers? What is your opinion? Wine Gifts is perfect for all occasion?

Monday, September 15, 2008

Test For U Life & Pokeing Too!!!

Test:

Take a piece of paper and write down the answers.. The analysis is in the end....

Situation:

You are in a deep deep forest... as you walk on you saw an old hut standing there...

(1) What is the status of the door?

(Opened/closed)

(2) You enter the hut and see a table... What is the shape of the table?

(Round/Oval/Square/Rectangle/Triangle)

(3) On top of the table there is a vase... in the vase there is water. How much water is it filled up with?

(Full/Half/Empty)

(4) And what is the vase made of?

(Glass/porcelain/clay/metal/plastic/wood)

(5) You walk out of the hut... as you carry on your walk in the forest... you see a waterfall from far... there is water running down... What is the speed of the water?

(Choose a number ranging from 0 to 10)

(6) Sometime after the waterfall... you step on something hard on the ground... as you look down... you see glistening gold in color. You bend down and pick it up... it is a key chain chained with keys... How many key /keys you see hanging on the key chain?

(Choose a number ranging from 1 to 10)

(7) You walk on and on... trying to find your way out...suddenly you see a castle.
What is the condition of the castle?

(Old/new)

(8) You enter the castle and saw a pool of murky water with shining jewels floating on it...Will you pick up the jewel?

(YES/NO)

(9) Next to the murky pool... there€s another pool... with clear water and money floating on it...Will you pick the money?

(YES/NO)

(10) Walking to the end of the castle there is an exit...you proceed to walk out of the castle. Outside the exit,there is big garden, you see a box on the ground. What is the size of the box?

(small/medium/big)

(11) What is the material of the box?

(cardboard/paper/wooden/metal)

(12) There is a bridge in the garden some distance away from the box, What is the bridge made of?

(metal/wooden/rattan)

(13) Across the bridge, there is a horse. What is the color of the horse?

(white/grey/brown/black)

(14) What is the horse doing?

(still and quiet/nibbling grass/running about)

(15) OH NO!!! There is a tornado coming... some distance from the horse. You have 3 options:

(i) run and hide in the box?

(ii) run and hide under the bridge?

(iii) run to the horse, ride on and gallop away?

Here are the interpretations:

(1)The door:

opened door - you are a person who is willing to share

closed door - you are a person who is keeping things to yourself

(2) The table:

Round/oval - any friends that came along, you will accept and trust them completely

Square/rectangle - you are a bit more choosy on friends and only hang out with those whom you think are on the same frequency

Triangle - you are really very very picky about friends and there are not many friends in your life.

(3)Water in vase:

Empty - your life is not fulfilled

Half filled - what you want in your life is half fulfilled

Full - your life is completely fulfilled and good for you!

(4) Material of vase:

Glass/clay/porcelain - you are weak in your life and tends to be fragile

metal/plastic/wood - you are strong in your life

(5) Flow of waterfall:

0 - no sex drive at all

1 to 4 - low sex drive

5 - average sex drive

6 to 9 - high sex drive

10 - gone case!!! super high sex drive!!! Can't live without sex...

(6) Keys:

1 - you have one good friend in your life

2 to 5 - you have a few good friends in your life

6 to 10 - you have a lot good friends

(7) Castle:

Old - shows that your last relationship is not a good one and is not memorable to you.

New - your last relationship is good and it€s still fresh in your heart.

(8) The jewel from the murky pool water:

YES - when your partner is around you, you will flirt around with others.

NO - when your partner is around, you will stick around with him/her most of the time.

(9) The money from the clear water pool:

YES - when your partner is not around you, you will still flirt around with others.

NO - even when your partner is not around, you will still think of her and and will be loyal to him/her, not flirting around with others.

(10) The size of the box:

small - low ego

medium - average ego

big - high ego

(11) Material of the box (outlook of the box):

cardboard/paper/wooden(non-shining) - humble personality

metal - proud and stuck up personality

(12) The material of the bridge:

metal bridge - have very strong bond with your friends

wooden bridge - average bond with your friends

rattan bridge - you are not in good terms with your friends

(13) color of the horse:

white - your partner is pure and good in your heart.

grey/brown - your partner is only average in your heart.

black - your partner doesn't seem to be good in your heart and appears to be bad sign.

(14) Horse action:

still and quiet/nibbling grass - your partner is a very homely and humble person.

running about - your partner is a wild type person.

(15) This the last but most important part of the test.

From how I ended the story... a tornado approaches...

What are you going do? There are only 3 options:

(i) run and hide in the box?

(ii) run and hide under the bridge?

(iii) run to the horse, ride on and gallop away?

What will you choose?

Now, the above is signified by these things:

tornado - problems in your life

box - you

bridge - your friends

horse - your partner

(i) So if you choose the box, you keep your problems to yourself whenever you are met with problems.

(ii) or if you choose the bridge, you will go to your friends whenever you are met problems.

(iii) or lastly if you choose the horse, you seek your partner whenever your partner whenever you are met with problems.

So to all dear readers? How do u result tell u about urself??? Accurate or not! Well for me I got one big water fall with water rushing down!

Thursday, September 11, 2008

One Moment Listen Please!

The Moment you are in Tension

You will lose your Attention

Then you are in total Confusion

And you will feel Irritation

Then you will spoil personal Relation

Ultimately, you won't get Co - Operation

Then you will make things Complication

Then your blood pressure may raise Caution

And you may have to take Medication

Instead, understand the Situation

And try to think about the Solution

Many problems will be solved by Discussion

This will work out better in your Profession

Don't think it's my free Suggestion

It's only for your Prevention

If you understand my Intention

You will never come again to Tension

I got the above in my 'horny' mail. I do think that it is applicable in this trying time with the cost of living going up like no tomorrow & the 'boleh' government in 'boleh' mode doing anythings but made our daily more trying! So to all my readers please try not to be in 'tension'.

He! He! Sorry if this post is not so funny or horny! For funny & 'horny' post do poke in 'Love & Hor ny hor ny... VERY hor ny comical thoughts...' my other site. In the meantime I wish all my dear readers a very nice day!

Wednesday, September 3, 2008

May I Borrow Your Dog?!!!

A man was leaving a cafe when he noticed an unusual funeral.

A funeral Coffin was followed by a second one.

Behind the second coffin was a Solitary man walking with a black dog.

Behind him was a queue of 200 men walking in single line.

The man couldn't stand his curiosity.

He approached the man walking with the dog, "I am so sorry to disturb

you,

But I've never seen a funeral like this with so many of you walking in

single line.

Whose funeral is it?"

The man replied," That first coffin is for my wife."

What happened to her?"

"My dog attacked and killed her."

"Well, who is in the second coffin?"

"My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the dog attacked

And killed her also."

A thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two men.

Then the First one asks in excitement, "Can I borrow the dog?

The man replied," Join the queue…………………………"