Light! I Need Light!

Pokeing ( farking ) in the dark sometime is good! But got feeling cannot see is only half the fun only! That is why if got light, can see the facial expression so much better! So lighting is a must! Different type of lighting promote different mood! No, surely u don’t want to fitted a 10,000 watt bright as sunlight lighting in your bedroom do you? The sort of lighting u can find in a football field!

No! For bed room lighting I need to find Lamps which promote romantic mood! I want to find lamps and lamp shades which is most suitable for my bedroom giving off soft light, just light enough for me to see ‘detail’ & good for pokeing!

Besides finding lamps for pokeing purpose I also need to find nice table lamps to be use on my computer table! Oh yes I do poke into internet late into the night! So I don’t want to switch on the main lamp & also I want to save on some electricity! And of cause pokeing into internet, I found this great site on desk lamps also!

So many different sorts of Lamps to choose from, which one is good for pokeing & my computer desk?

To my dears readers who do pokeing, u like it with light on or u do it in total darkness?

‘Bek Tahan Arrrr!!!!’

‘Bek Tahan Arrrr!!!!’ in hokien meant ‘Cannot Stand Arrrr!!!’! Soooooooooo small how to seeeeeeeeeeee!!! I am referring to this entry! For someone like me who spend almost all his free time doing three things, during his free time this is terrible, horrible & vegetable!

The three things are……Pokeing ( farking )! Playing Pc Game & watching TV ( ‘Ahem ahem type of cause! ). Pokeing need gf help unless I DIY! Playing pc game….all finished already ( RTS only! Old men like me always died when playing role! ). That only left watching Tv as my main spare time activities!

TV only 21”! So small cannot even see actor’s ‘didi’ & also actress’s oyster ( I have got use to 34” Tv already! ) when watching ‘ahem ahem’ movies! Luckily my friend cum to my rescue! He is kind enough to lend me a 32” Panasonic LCD TX-32LX75 Tv!

Wah! Look dam nice in my living room! Look very high tech compart to my old crt Tv! But look nice also no use! Watching movie on LCD Tv got different wan! Immediately I notice in dark scene no detail can be seem! All dark! If I look at that ‘area’ ( in ahem ahem movie ) all dark, even cannot see hair wan ( Some ahem ahem actress no shaving wan! Very bushy! )! Another things is, fast action all blur blur ( LCD Tv got reaction time! So fast action will give blurring effect as Lcd cannot change fast enough, 8ms reaction time! ) wan! So fast pokeing action all blur blur! This is terrible, horrible & vegetable! However if u use LCD Tv to watch Korean love drama, should be OK as all action slow slow wan! Even running to kiss each other also in slow motion!

From this I know due to my unique ‘horny’ requirement LCD tv is not suitable! Luckily this Panasonic LCD TX-32LX75 is only for my use temporary! I am looking forward to some things much better!

Important Mail Not Received!

I have being waiting & looking forward ( Actually not looking forward but have to! No choice mah! ) to received ‘important’ mail normally at the middle of every month. By ‘important’ mails I meant bills! All sorts of bills! Electric bill, water bill, Astro bill ( sat tv bill ) & most importantly my CC bills!!!

If I didn’t received all this bills I will be in deep trouble! Pay electric bill late or forgot to pay then no electric! Same for water bill! No water then maybe I have to bath in the nearest river! Astro bill no pay then no Tv ( No too bad as Astro’s program nowadays is shity! )! Lastly but most important if I forgot to pay my CC bill, I will be charged interested at ‘loan shark’ rate!

I might not received my various ‘important’ mail as the postmen just throw all this mail into my drive way as I don’t have a Mailbox installed! So some of this 'important' mail got lost a blow away by winds or neighbor's cats ate it! I think I really have to consider having a Mailbox in front of my house!

To my dear readers do u lost ur mail regularly? Or maybe all yours mail are all very safe in your Mailbox!

Loan Not Approve!!! How leh???!!!

I need to borrow some money! Economy is going from bad to worse! Dam! Why do I need money so much just when every thing is going down! When every things is fine I don’t need any moneys ( I am not a rich fellow earning just enough to have a simple life! ) But when it is bad every things started in come in, in one big rush!

Not problem I can still borrow from the bank. But it will be a big problem when the bank rejects my application due to some bad credit information in referral listing. It should be noted that before approving any loan application all bank make a referral to ur credit worthiness in bank referral list. If ur name is in this list then it is very likely ur loan application will be rejected!

This is when u needs a Credit Repair on loan application! U needs Bad Credit Repair! And so to Repair Credit u need Credit Repair Services! This service will try to get u out of this bad listing which will enable u to get ur loan approved!

In this bad time where money is scare, such service is greatly needed! Unfortunately such service is not available in M’sia ( As far as I know. ). Oh in my case I can always go our flexible ‘Bank’ ( Ah Long/Loan Shark!!!). But borrowing this way will cost me a limb & maybe my ‘didi’ head too!!

So to my dear readers do u have ur loan rejected by bank?

Buckle Up!

How much are u worth? I meant your life? I am very sure all of u will say my life is worthless, priceless in fact! How can u put a value on your life? So how do u feel when u read about news on road accident on how so & so have died due to road accident? How do u feel when if it happens that u knows the driver of the car which is involved in the accident?

I do across cases where the driver & in most cases passengers of car accident are in bad shape & in some cases died because they did not use seat belt! Is it that difficult to buckle up? Yes! I know it restrict movement but it is a habit which we must instill in ourselves! Remember ur life is more important then freedom to scratch ur itchy butt! That is for adult.

How about kids? I am sure it is even more difficulties to ask kids to buckle up. But have a look at car seat for toddler! With car seat for toddler I am very sure ur kids will love it! All kids want to feel they are special & so seating on this car seat for toddler will definitely make them feel so good & special! Beside this, seat belt in car are normally adult sized so it is not suitable for kids & so, the problem of asking kids to buckle up & their safety is being solved!

All rear seat passengers must use rear seat belt beginning this month in Malaysia! Well it has being a few weeks now since it has come into force. I have being asking all my rear passengers in my car to buckle up & so far so good but whenever I saw policemen on the road I have to make sure that my rear passanger buckle up! How about my dear readers? Have u buckle up uself?

Vroom! Vroooommmmm!!!

I drive to work everyday ( Unless the weather is fine & I didn't do any morning sexerise then I ride to work. ) a distance of about 40kms. I drive slow slow in my diesel 'truck' at about 80 kph listening to techno or any 'hot' & up tempo music! Yes! The volume will be set at almost full blast so that my 'truck' will be almost like a morbile 'boom box'! Yes! I know this is what 'Ah Beng' ( Usually a young 'fellow' who 'bling' up his ride so that the original car look almost look like somethings else! ) do & thus I should drive like an 'Ah Beng'! But I can't because if I did, I will be 'suck dry' by my two 'gf'!

Due to our 'beloved' & very 'boleh' 'Barang Naik' government, in one swift 'declaration', all speeding & imitation of 'fast & furious' is be 'curtailed! Yes! By increasing the fuel price all speeding 'activities' on the road is being stopped! Wah laued! Immediately after in increased of fuel price, every Tom, Dick & Harry, including Mary drive slow slow & no overtaking, like a good boy! Oh! Yes! I can also see a lot less cars on the road! Where did all the Toyota Estima, Ipsum, Camry & Gen-2s & a few Wajas gone to ( He! He! All these cars are well know to be a heavy drinker! )???

But sadly that is only good for the few few days only! Soon after, all the speeding is back but this time only the small cars are doing the speeding ( Anyway this small cars has always gone very fast wan. Well most of it anyways as its driver are mostly young fellow! ). As for me I have alway drive slow slow in my truck excepts this time I drive even slower, like a real 'Ah Pek' ( Luckily my pokeing still can go 'fast & furious'! )!

So now if u do vroom vrooooooooom! U got to pay more! To my dear readers how has the increased in fuel changed ur life? My driving style changed plus a lots of other things also! Might blog about it later! Have a nice day to all my dear readers! Life is getting very hard!