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Wellcum To All My Dear Readers! If this site is too boring then poke into ' My Other 'Unrated' site' Where u can find all my 'juicy' & educational' pokeing posts! Not suitable for kids & 'innocence' ladies! He! He! If u find no new pst in this site it meant I am busy posting on 'My Other 'Unrated' site' !

Monday, March 31, 2008

Another 20 'Hor ny' Answers!!!

I got ask to answers the following 20 boring qusetion.....Ok I try to answer in my 'hor ny' way.

1. What's your favorite anime at the present time?
Ehhh??? What is anime arrr??? Is it Japanese cartoon??? The only Jap cartoon I have watch recently is the 'Oh! Oh! Oh! Ah! Ah! Ah!' type got show pokeing wan ( This wan introduced to me by friend! I have no idea nowadays got pokeing cartoon! But I still prefer Jap 'nice' movie! )!

2. Given the chance, what special ability/power would you like to have?
Aiyoh! This wan arrrr! I want to have the abilities to 'control' my 'bro'! My 'bro' very notty wan! Sometime stand at full attention in awkward time! This force me to sit down!

3. What's your favorite color? Why?
Green! But I do like pink! Remind me of pink poosie!

4. Where is the place you want to go the most?
Anyway will do so long as I got a hot ladies with me!

5. If you have one dream to come true, what would it be?
To be a millionaires so that I can attracted lots of hot ladies!

6. Do you believe in seeing a rainbow after the rain?
Rain!? What rainbow? I will be on the look out for wet chick in the rain!

7. Do you think friends are important?
Sure! Friends r important! Some allowed u to poke into her while other poke u behind ur back!

8. If you win $1 million, what would you do?
This is what I DO!

9. If you meet someone that you love, would you confess to him/her?
Sure! I will poke her! Action speak louder then word!

10. List out 3 good points of the person who tagged you.
I have no idea who this fellow is as in real life I have never meet him! But he look like a nice fellow!

11. Which type of person do you hate the most?
The fellow who poke me behind my back!

12. What is your ambition?
To be a Pro-Poker!!!

13. If you have fault, would you rather the people around you point out to you or would you rather they keep quiet?
Point it out to me lah! If my pokeing no good...........say so lah so that I can give u another round free of charge!!!

14. What do you think is the most important thing in your life?
My most important things.........My 'bro' lah! Who known one day he might help me to earn some money!

15. Are you a shopaholic or not?
No money how to shop???!!!

16. Find a word to describe the person who tagged you.
Aiyak! Who the Poke ask such stupid question?

17. If you have a chance, which part of your character you would like to change?
How I wish I can charge 'Horny Ang Moh' character! I want to be a good/wholesome/handsome & hot blogger! But if I did that then this site will be closed!

18. Is there anything that you have done which you regret?
How I wish I have pay more attention to my book instead of my teacher 'nen nen' (breast ) last time!

19. What makes you different?
I am 'horny ang moh'! That is the different!

20. Do you feel good to be friend with the person who tagged you? Why?
That will be good! I am sure he will bring to Thailand & show me around!

Wah laueh!!! Got this tag from this macho guy ! Sorry to my dear readers if u got bore reading this tag! I have to do this tag mah! Not nice to reject people wan!

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

U Have To Be A 'Botak' ( Monk )!!!

A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?

The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, and even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound; a sound like no other that he has ever heard. The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say, We can't tell you. You're not a monk.

The man is disappointed but thanks them anyway and goes about his merry way. Some years later, the same man breaks down in front of the same monastery.

The monks again accept him, feed him, and even fix his car.

That night, he hears the same strange mesmerizing sound that he had heard years earlier.

The next morning, he asks what the sound was, but the monks reply,

We can't tell you. You're not a monk.

The man says, All right, all right. I'm dying to know.

If the only way I can find out what that sound was, is to become a monk, how do I become a monk?

The monks reply, you must travel the earth and tell us how many blades of grass there are and the exact number of sand pebbles. When you find these numbers, you will become a monk.

The man sets about his task. Some forty-five years later, he returns and knocks on the door of the monastery. He says, I have traveled the earth and devoted my life to the task demanded and have found what you had asked for. There are 371,145,236,284,232 blades of grass and 231,281,219,999,129,382 sand pebbles on the earth.

The monks reply, Congratulations, you are correct and now you are a monk

We shall now show you the way to the sound.

The monks lead the man to a wooden door, where the head monk says, the sound is behind that door.

The man reaches for the knob, but the door is locked. He asks, May I have the key?

The monks give him the key, and he opens the door.

Behind the wooden door is another door made of stone. The man requests the key to the stone door.

The monks give him the key, and he opens it, only to find a door made of ruby. He demands another key from the monks, who provide it. Behind that door is another door, this one made of sapphire. And so it went until the man had gone through doors of emerald,...

...silver, topaz, and amethyst.

Finally, the monks say, This is the key to the last door

The man is relieved to no end. He unlocks the door, turns the knob, and behind that door he is astonished to find the source of that strange sound. It is truly an amazing and unbelievable sight.

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. . . But I can't tell you what it is because YOU are not a monk.

DON'T SWEAR AT ME;

I'M STILL HUNTING FOR THE IDIOT WHO SENT THIS TO ME!

( There is another 'hor ny' version Here )

Monday, March 17, 2008

' Hor ny Ah Beng ' I Want To Becum!!!

I drive to work everyday ( Unless the weather is fine & I didn't do any morning sexerise then I ride to work. ) a distance of about 40kms. I drive slow slow in my diesel 'truck' at about 80 kph listening to techno or any 'hot' & up tempo music! Yes! The volume will be set at almost full blast so that my 'truck' will be almost like a mobile 'boom box'! Yes! I know this is what 'Ah Beng' ( Usually a young 'fellow' who 'bling' up his ride so that the original car look almost look like somethings else! ) do & thus I should drive like an 'Ah Beng'!

Problem is 'Hor ny Ang Moh' is a 'poor' Ah Beng! He has no money to 'bling' up his ride!

He cannot afforded to fixed up his ride with humongous spoiler, air dam, side skirts & so on & so forth so that his ride look like it can fly or even out run a Ferrari! He has also no money to fixed 22" sport rim to his ride with ultra low profile tyre 235/35/22 like those use by Ferrari! Beside this he also can't afford to fixed super big exhaust with straight through pipe to his ride! The exhaust will be so big that a mouse can hide inside & a cat can go in & yet can't find the mouse! The sound product from this exhaust can even put a F1 racing car sound to shame!

As for 'bloom box'? No! He can't afford to have 5 power amps for each speaker & sub-woofer! The sound for such sound system will be loud enough to set up a concert. The power need for such a sound system will be enough for a household! Such a system will cost almost Rm10K or even more!

No! I can't afford to do all the above! What I have is just an ordinary ride with a litter bit of 'booming sound'! I just have a ready made small sub speaker together 4 speakers. Nothing fanciful or expensive but still can product some 'booming' sound!

My ride is not a Gti, Dohc or super charged! My ride got no sticker on it showing the latest 'hot' products or any racing team. It got not list of products in a neat row on the front door ( Also know as 'shopping' list! )!

And when I started my ride it didn't go Vroom! Vroom! Vrooooommmmmmmm!!!! It go 'tak' 'tak' 'tak' & some more 'tak' 'tak'!!!! & when I steps on the accelerators no flame shoot out from the exhaust ( Yes! Ah Beng's car exhaust got flame shooting out! )! The only things cumming out of my ride exhaust are black smokes!

With such a hot ride it is not surprise that Ah Beng can attract hot ladies! I am sure it is very cool for a lady to sit in such a hot ride! See the movie like Fast & furious all 'hot' ladies are attracted to such hot ride!

So how? I am not surprise that I can't attract no 'hot' chick! Ok! Ok! This is my ride!


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Yes! As I say before it is a diesel 'truck'! Slow & steady! So how to attract 'hot' ladies?? So even if I change my appearance to an 'Ah Beng' style like dye my hair blond, brown or even green ( He! He! I might do this! ) wear long pant with all sort to chains attached to it, I doubt I can attract any hot ladies! One look on my diesel 'truck' will be enough to turn them off!

So to all my lady readers will u reject me if I ask u out in my ride???

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Peacefully Awesome!!!

Am I peaceful guy??? I think so. I don't got & bash people up ( Actually I did bash up a fellow long long long time ago when I am still schooling! That fellow end up with a black eye while I end up with a very sore butt! As I got caned by the school principal ! ), I just leave quietly! Yes! I got very small 'ball'!!! That is in real life!

In blogsphere I am the same, a peaceful guy! I don't poke into site & leaves 'bad' comment! If the site I poke happen to be a very bad site with very bad & terrible content I just cum quietly & leave quietly! So I am most happy to received the following award!
Awesome?!!! Whoa! I am so happy if my readers think I am awesome! He! He! Maybe this site is a bit boring compare to my other site ( This site is not suitable for 'innocent' ladies & kids! )! Thank you very much for awarding me the following 'Awesome' award!
Thank you Erina so much for award me the above two awards!

Thursday, March 6, 2008

20 Hor ny Answers !

I got asked by the following 20 questions:-

1. What is your dream during your childhood?
I dream of being a Commando! I will be a great hero & save a few hot chick! After saving her I will be pokeing her either in the jungle or on the beach ( These are the two most popular venues for pokeing as shown in most movies! )!

2. Are you happy at this point in your life?
I am a simple fellow! Got full stomach & a gf for me to love & poke! So I am happy.........But if I compare myself to others then I am not so happy! Other people get to eat lobsters everyday while I have not eaten a lobster for the past 5 years! Other people get to poke different hot chicks every days while I have only poke one chick for goodness know how long ( I will be in deep shi*t if gf know this! )! Yes! I will be happy if I don't compare to others!

3. Which colour you like most? Black or White?
Black lah! I like black as dirty u also don't know! Black undies look very hot on any ladies unless the ladies is also black! Then she wear or no wear make no different!

4. Who would I marry to?
Gf loh whom I have being pokeing for so long! She have sacrificed so much of her times, energies & her body for me that I am indebted to her ( Actually if I don't marry her I will be killed by her huge relatives! )! But if I have not tried myself to her I will like to marry a very rich women! I don't mind being a 'small white face' ( direct translated from Mandarin, which meant I am being bought by a rich women ) so long as I got to live the life of a rich as*shole ( Yes! I will be kill by gf if she know this! )!

5. Where is the place you wanted to go most? Why?
Paris! It is a beautiful city! Ok! Ok! That is not the real reason! I don't give a toot about Paris being beautiful! The real reason is french ladies! French ladies are well know for their beauty & most importantly for their pokeing skill! I will certainly like to poke a few french ladies & learn new pokeing skill ( Any French ladies among my readers? I am most willing to be ur pokeing students! )!!!

6. Which part of you that you love the most?
I am 'Hor*ny Ang Moh'! Which part??? My 'bro/equipment' of cause! I cannot be hor*ny if I don't take good care & love my 'bro'! Don't u think so?

7. What are you scared to lose the most?
I wake up in pain! When I look down I am all bloody down under! I look up to see gf laughing evilly & in her hand she has one big bloody scissor! She has discovered that I have being pokeing around! Being a lady she has decided to cut off my 'bro'! My 'bro' belong to her & her along only!!! This is what I am most scared to lose! If this really happen.........I just don't what to do ( Any suggestion from my dear readers? )! That is why I don't dare to poke around!

8. If you meet someone that you love, would you confess to him/her? Or just keep secret in heart, observing by yourself?
Lowly educated fellow like me is not good with words, in fact a few of my readers already complained that my English is terrible, horrible & vegetable so how to confess to her I love her? Never mind instead to telling her I will poke her! Yes! Action speak louder then words! If I poke a lady it meant I love her! If I poke her all the time it meant I love her all the time! If I poke her strong strong it meant I love her strong strong. All my pokeing actions is an indication of my love! So this show how 'simple' a fellow I am!

9. What are the requirements that you wish for your another half?
She must be a lady of cause! That meant outwardly got see 'nen nen' ( bre*ast ), long leg & she must be a good cook! Underneath after undress must also got poosie so that I can do pokeing! It will be terrible if I discovered that underneath what I got she also got except with a bigger 'nen nen' ( This is what my friend discovered while having a pokeing session in Thailand! I sure hope this don't happen to me! )!!!

10. Which type of person you hate most?
The type who poke ur backside! Both physically & verbally! This sort of fellow is most dangerous! In front of u, will polished ur 'ball' until it is as shinny as a star but once behind ur back to ur boss this fellow will poke ur backside until ur backside is like flower in full bloom!

11. What is your ambition?
To have a happy life! For me to have a happy life meant to have lots of monies & to poke around of cause!

12. What is the thing that will make you think he/she is bad.
When a fellow got & poke behind people backside that fellow is a bad fellow!

13. If you can have 1 dream to come true, what would it be?
The dream to strike a big lottery ticket price! With the monies won all my wishes will be fulfilled!

14. What do you think is most important in your life?
To have an enjoyable life & try my best not to be an as*shole to other people!

15. Who’s your favourite cartoon character?
Duffy duck! 'Suffering suckerattack!!!'

16. What will you do if the world ends tomorrow?
I will say 'OMG the world will be gone 2morrow! What don't we poke now!' To all the hot ladies I meet!

17. Do you think people who wears fake eyelashes are hot?
If they r hot, they r hot! Nothing to do with eyelashes or no eyelashes! Applicable to ladies only!!!

18. Do you like smelling your own fart?
Who the poke ask this question! Like it or not still have to smell unless I face the winds.

19. Would you suck someone’s finger?
No problem! If that someone is a hot lady ( Not applicable for guy! )! I do her finger & she do my 'bro'!!! Fair or not???

Here's my question,

20. Do u like a clean shaven poosie or poosie in its natural state?
As for me like clean shaven poosie! All the reasons is in this post!

This is actually a tag as requested by this Handsome Gentlemen ! Want to do this tag?

The rules are to choose and remove one question from the 20 above. Add one of your own question, making it a total of 20 questions. Link to the person who tagged you. Tag 8 people and list them out at the end of this post.

To all my readers, feel free to do the tag if u like! Have a nice day & do drop urs comments!

Monday, March 3, 2008

Hor ny Daddy!!!

Pokeing! Pokeing! Pokeing & Ahhhhhhhhhh I cum! I cum! After that I am off dropping into a deep sleep! Tired but happy ( No poke for very long time already as wify just give birth! Now baby already 7 months old so can do pokeing now! )!

‘Wahhhhhhhhhhh!!! Wahhhhhhhhhhh!!!’ Ouch!!! Wify pull my ‘bro’ to wake me up ( Yes! This is the only way to wake me up from a deep sleep! )!!! ‘Baby is awake! U got & prepares milk for him!’

‘Why he don’t want ur ‘nen nen’ ( breast ) arrr???’ I grumble!!!

‘My ‘nen nen’ no milk! How?!!! ( Oh! How I wish wify got big 'nen nen' then sure got a lots of milk wan! ) U go & prepare milk for him! I am too tired after ur pokeing!!!’

Wah lauehh!!! It is 2.00am in the morning!!! After feeding my baby milk, that brat want to play some more!!! No choice but to play with baby making funny faces & ‘guh guh & gah gah’!

Overslept the next morning & barely arrive to work on time! I have no choice but to give in to a baby demand! I just couldn’t stand the sound of a baby wailing his head off!!! In most case the baby is hungry or uncomfortable as he has poo poo or pee pee!

Dam! I enjoy pokeing for baby but I have no idea I have to do this also ( See! Beside providing good 'pokeing service'! I also provide good 'after-poke' service! )!!! Well I have to be a responsible daddy also!

That is the life of a ‘hor*ny’ daddy baby sitting! Yes! I love kids but as baby I will give in to his demand! But when the baby grow up, if he is naughty then the cane is the answer! I believed all kids must be brought up properly!

He! He! This is actually a tag as requested by ‘Hot Mama’!!! Aiyoh! I have to scratch my ‘hor*ny’ head to cum up with such a entry!