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Wellcum To All My Dear Readers! If this site is too boring then poke into ' My Other 'Unrated' site' Where u can find all my 'juicy' & educational' pokeing posts! Not suitable for kids & 'innocence' ladies! He! He! If u find no new pst in this site it meant I am busy posting on 'My Other 'Unrated' site' !

Thursday, January 31, 2008

When A Lady Nag!!! Aiyoh!!!

Why arrr?
Why r u so like that?
Only Rm1,700-00!!!
Why ur money so big wan arrr???
When the money spend on ur ‘things’………..Not problem!!!
No question asked!!! U just spends it, just like that!!!
What u buys only u got to use & enjoy!!!
BUY THIS BOTH OF US ENJOY!!!!
Chinese New Year cumming very soon……….What will people say when they saw THIS!!!!
Just tell them I am very poor mah! No money to buy loh!!!( I say in a small voice! )
WHAT DO U MEANT NO MONEY???!!!

Aiyoh!!!! My gf nag me from morning until night fall & even while pokeing she also nag & nag some more after pokeing! Wah Laueh!!!! I am dead tired after pokeing…….still have to listen to her nagging ( Ladies! Got good stamina even after a good & long poke! Still can nag wan! )!!! This is all because I bought a Samsung 22” LCD monitor ( Yes I post it up in this ‘pornish’ review! Have a look if u likes but like I say it is ‘pornish’! )!

She is nagging me to buy a new wan because the old wan is like this!!!

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Yes it is a sofa set! I have it for more then 12 years already! Yes I know it is well past it prime! But I can still seat on it so to me that is perfectly ok! Oh yes! Pokeing session has being done on it a few times & it brings back good memory! But of cause in this condition pokeing is rather uncomfortable!

Woah! When a lady nag……….she can really nag!!! So much so I have no choice but to go hunting with gf for new sofa!!! We visit all the furniture store in the town & the cheapest large size sofa cost RM1,700-00 with firm & ok quality ( I always like big sofa as pokeing can be done mah! Beside I am a big heavy weight fellow! It will be terrible if I broke the sofa half-way through pokeing session! )!

Dam! Where got so much money ( Actually to me spending so much money on furniture is a big waste to me. So I am not willing to spend my money! )??? So I put on my ‘puppy face’ look & bargain with gf for alternative! And so for the next few days I go hunting for alternative!

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This is what I bought! Yes! I bought a new & complete set of sofa Cushions!!!

Nice or not??? Apparently a large size cushion is no longer in production! Hence I spend quite sometime searching for it! Almost all the furniture store ask me to forget my old sofa set & it is better off for me to buy a new set instead ( I have a feeling that most furniture store owner are sneaky fellow! )! Finally I manage to find a set which is old stock! Cost me RM560-00! Well now both my butt & gf butt feel very nice while seating on it! It no longer feels like seating on hard board!

Ah! For now this sofa set is still ‘virgin’! No pokeing has being done on it yet! Perhaps I will do a pokeing review on it!

So to my dear readers, what do u think??? Money well spends???

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Visitor! Of The Pokeing Type!!!

It has being raining like no tomorrow for these past few days! The sky simply open up & rain so heavily that my house is just like an island! The surrounding areas are flooded with a few inches of rain water! Now when ever it rain heavily my house sure got a few visitors.

Now just a few days ago I have a visit by this visitor! This fellow is unusual as he is a colorful fellow & he like to poke into holes! Oh yes! He like to poke his black head into all sort of hole he can find! I am very sure as long as he can put his black head in a hole he sure will like to poke in want!

Dam! Because of this fellow pokeing nature he gets into big trouble! Deadly trouble! This fellow head get WHACK by daddy! This is what happens once I tell dad I have a visit by this fellow!

Curious??? Arrrr!!!! Scroll down to have a look at my visitor!

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It should be noted that it is not my nature to kill my visitors who pay me a visit to my garden. Normally I just catch this fellow & released him to the wild or any places far away! In fact I do wellcum this sort of visitor as snake are very effective biological way of getting rids of rats which I do not wellcum ( Rats have the nasty habit of eating up ur food & worse still love to chew up my under wear! Oh! Yes! Rats love to chew a big hole where I ‘park’ my ‘bro’ in my underwear such that I might not wear any underwear at all with my ‘bro’ hanging out of the big hole! )!

But in this case as there are kids in my household, daddy whack the snake before I can even stop him! Poor fellow! So to my dear readers what do u do when this sort of fellow cum to pay u a visit???

Saturday, January 26, 2008

Pokeing! Pokeing! In New ‘House’!!!

We have to move house at least once in our life time unless u r real lucky u got to stay in the house from birth to the day u died! In my case in real life I have to moved house 3 times so far & I hope that this will be my last as this is my own house. The previous two are rented house. Being staying in rented house u will never feel secured as the house owner might want to order u out for whatsoever reasons.

Moving to a new house! U feels sexited & full of anticipation for living in new environment. But the thought of the preparation u got to do; moving all ur stuff to the new house & the logistic needed is most tiring & time consuming.

Well just a few days ago I got to move to a new ‘house’! I have being force out of my old house which I have being living comfortably for about 1.5 year. I love my old house. I have lots of good memory there! In my old house I have do all lots of juicy ‘stuff’, intimate ‘stuff’. There in my old house I do lots of poking ( fuc*king ) in fact I do pokeing all over my old house! Yes! I have done a total of 42 pokeing of various types!

In my old house I have lots of friends who visit me regularly, with quite a lot on daily basic. Because of what I did in my old house which is a lots of pokeing I got famous, my house address is even listed in the directory list when people want to know more about pokeing!

Now that is all history & memory to me! In my new house I am in new environment! I try my best to ‘decorate’ my new house like my formal one but somehow the spirit of my old house is not there. There is no warm & the feeling of cumming home is not there! I do leave a big message of my new address on my old house. But the message is on the ‘fence’ only as the old house owner forbids me to leave a big & proper notice in the house. What to do? I am not even sure for how long my old house will exited as the house owner might just ‘demolished’ the house.

Some of my friend who does notices my new address on the fence manages to find me in my new house. For this I thank you all so very much from the bottom of my heart! Please also change my old house address to the new one in ur address book. Thank you very much for this. To all my new friends to happen to drop into my new house I welcome u all.

He! He! I am sorry if u r still wandering what the crap I am writing about! I am writing about my old web site! Moving ‘house’ is moving site! Yes I am being force to move to this new site due to this REASON!!! KNNCCB!!!

Until now my new site address is not even listed in the google search directory when u put ‘Hor ny Ang Moh’. It only shows my old site address. All my hor*ny ranking in the new site is non existing!

What to do but to make my new site like my old site! That is more POKEING is needed! Content is king as they say & I will have to put up a ‘hor*ny’ labels soon & started my ‘educational’ ( pornish ) post all over against! Properly with up dated & revised version!

To all my dears readers new & old I wellcum u to my new site & please feel free to comment & any suggestion or ‘educational’ topic u want me to posted up is most appreciated!

Have a nice day & please changes my old site add or u can add in the new site add & feel free to link me.

Friday, January 25, 2008

Red & Rat & Chick!!!

Everywhere I go is red! When I go windows shopping in any big department store or visit any shop I see red! Red color everywhere! No! It has nothings to do with Manchester United cumming to town ( I doubt if really Manchester United, the ball kicking squad cum to town, the town will be in red as most people here don't give a toot about Manchester United! ) , it is because the Chinese New Year is just around the corner!

Chinese New Year fall on 07-02-08. And traditionally the Chinese like red! Red meant good luck & good luck meant money! So red can also meant money! So it is not surprise to see red everywhere! Anything that can be in red is red! All CNY decoration is in red!

Now even some big companies are putting up CNY decoration in red! Red packet ( Ang Pow in chinese which is red packet to be fill with money. )are hung everywhere. And when u do shopping 'ang pow' will be given free also. Soon the bank will start to give out 'ang pow' & exchange new notes & that will started the mad rushed to the bank!

This year, 2008 happen to be the year of the rat in the chinese calendar, so beside the red 'ang pow' being hung everwhere as decoration plus a whole host of other stuff like red banner, red fishs & so on & so forth u will find rats being hung up as well! Well actually no the real rats of cause but the pictures of rats almost all in red color!

So for this few day I see red & rat everywhere! So much so that even at night I dream of rats! Rat dancing on my bedroom ceiling while I am pokeing away underneath ( Actually I almost got rid of all the rats in my house in this entry & this entry! )!

Now I am wandering........Red meant money & being a poor fellow money is very important to me so if I wear red should this meant it will bring me good luck??? If that is so I think I better buy a drozen red underwear! I am sure this will also bring good luck to my 'bro' as well!!

Now not only everywhere is red & rat, I also heard Chick! Chick! Tong! Chick! Tong! Tong ! Everywhere I go in town! Yes the sound of Chinese CNY song ( He! He! Chick is not about chick but the sound of CNY song! Anyway in my small town I didn't see any young lady wearing cheongsam ! But during CNY got a few aunty wearing cheongsam ! ) playing at full blast! So everywhere I go during this period I got heard Chick! Tong! Chick! Tong! So in my dream got red rat playing chick tong chick chick!!!

Oh I cum across a blogger who decided to change his nick for this CNY occassion! I think this is a good idea! So to my dear readers what do u think if I change my nick 'Hor ny Ang Moh' to 'Hor ny Ang Pow'!!!!

Thursday, January 24, 2008

The End Of 'Hor ny Ang Moh'!!! Under Lock-Up!!!

Do u know how it feel to be in a lock up? For minor crime u will be lock up in a small room together with all sort of Tom, Dick & Harry in a big cell. For serious crime u will be lock up alone or with a few other fellows who have committed serious crime like u.

Regardless of which rooms u r locked in u r still in a lock up! That meant no freedom, worse still u have to watch ur backside! U might be poke from behind at any moment! Whatever u do will be very restricted! Why, even if u got itchy 'ball' u can't even scratch it as other inmates will be more then happy to scratch it for u!!!

This is how I feel! I feel I am in a big lock up! I can't do anything! I can't poke! I try all that I know! I send email! I even beg until the 'cow cum home'! I am Innocent! I am clean! I am caught for a crime I didn't committed! Why, I don't even know got such crime! This is done by someone or something! And I got the full 'shi*t' face on! Why so unfair wan! I am the good guy ( Oh! Well maybe I am a bit 'hor ny' but I am still a good guy! )!!!

This is what happen!!!

'This blog has been locked by Blogger's spam-prevention robots. You will not be able to publish your posts, but you will be able to save them as drafts.'

This message greet me when I want to do posting in my old site! 'Spam-prevention robot'??? What the POKE does that meant??? Ehhhhh!!! Actually what does 'spam' meant any way ( Sorry if I ask this stupid question as I am really blur to all this! )?

First I am being attached by 'flu' virus which cause me to have a hyper speed 'running' nose ( So I can't poke for a few days! ) then my site get attached by this 'Spam prevention robot'!!! This effectively meant I can't post up any entries which meant the pre-mature death of 'Hor ny Ang Moh'!!!

I am hopping mad ( Try to image a monkey with his 'ball' on fire! )! I can't post up any entries! It happen that my last entry is about me being sick! Being an active pokeing fellow with no activities since 18-01-08 I am sure some of my readers thought I am dead & gone for good! This call for desperate measure!

So I have no choice but to move into this new home ( I am actually a homely guy! I hate moving house! In real life I have move house 3 times & I hated it! )! I am sorry that my first post in my new 'home' is a big rant! But seriously don't u think I am just like in a lock up??? I think a seance in Resident Evil where all the zombie want to get into the fence up building is a good description on how I feel like!

To all my regular readers I wellcum u all with open arms & legs! To new readers I also wellcum u with everything open! Have a nice day to all!